Bitches similar to chili because they are a) cheap, b) found pretty much anywhere and c) ain’t even all that good in the first place.
by Mattman559 May 31, 2018

During spooning, the act of the spoonee farting on the phallus of the spooner. Considered particularly embarrassing if performed by a vegan.
Person 1: I was spooning a girl last night when she gave me a chili dog!
Person 2: Awesome! Was she a blonde chick from Pennsylvania?
Person 1: How'd you know!
Person 2: She did it to me last week! I was totally awkward turtle.
Person 2: Awesome! Was she a blonde chick from Pennsylvania?
Person 1: How'd you know!
Person 2: She did it to me last week! I was totally awkward turtle.
by Wacky Turtle July 20, 2008

To describe the person that you want but can't have. Your crush. The person that makes your teeth sweat like HOT LAVA. The person that makes your IQ drop just by looking at him/her.
by J.E.C. April 22, 2008

During anal intercourse, the inserter urinates, releasing from the receiver's anus a combination of urine, blood and feces.
Trevor couldn't reach orgasm during condom-less anal sex because of his need to urinate, thus his release of urination into Ashley, causing the Adams chili rainbow.
by Shareeb4Prez February 25, 2008

When one deficates on a girls chest, and proceeds to titty fuck with the crap on the chest, looking like a Chicago Chili-Dog
by George Schrimk June 27, 2006

The act of putting tobasco sauce on your lap, then on the outside of the condom while condom is applied and then giving a female anal without informing her.
by zander365 October 6, 2011

by Hot Mami 12345 January 28, 2011
