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ching chong ling long ting tong

Apparantly what all Asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.

Made famous by a youtube video of a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
1)
Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside.

2)
Ignorant person: "Isn't it annoying when you hear Asians talk in the library? It just all sounds like 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' to me."

Normal person: "What the fuck..."
by heyybitch March 30, 2011
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lang cheng

To describe a person with really small eyes (especially asians) that is either a slit or looks like a vagina. Can be another way of describing something really small.
John: Look at his eyes, how the hell is he gonna see anything through that line?
Bob: Now that's a lang cheng
John: I reckon ay
by wuming June 30, 2007
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give me some chong chong

Usually means give me some cooch in chinese slang Or Can Usually be confused as pink sushi
in america pink sushi means vagina
by TheReaperOGVersion January 16, 2009
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Danny Chong

a loser in HON
often times a quiet boy who works in a yogurt shop
playing no stat games in hon with his best friend Michael

Person who is going to UC Davis to find the love of his life.
Also super homo.
by myc91 September 16, 2010
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beef chongle

A sexual move wear the balls are rubbed with beef
by Beef chongle January 24, 2017
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chonger

A can of beer, typically what one would refer to as a tall boy (a 24 ounce can).
Q: Hey you dudes wanna put a couple chongers down before we dipset?

A: Yea dude for sure
by regulardegular February 14, 2015
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ching chong bing bong

It is used by folks who think it's funny to be racist to Chinese people. OR Chinese people use it as a thing to talk back with to an American or whoever is also racist.
"CHING CHONG BING BONG BARNEY THE DINOSAUR LOOKS LIKE CANTONESE CHING CHONG" Now that's what she said.
by RandomPersonFromHongKong February 8, 2023
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