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Did you guys see the Chargers kill the Texans last week?
Did you know the Chargers went 14-2 last year?
by Jeff Hovland November 16, 2007
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A Change Is Gonna Come

The most beautiful song in human history, created by the late magnificent Sam Cooke.
There been times that I thought I couldn't last for long
But now I think I'm able to carry on
It's been a long, a long time coming
But I know a change is gonna come, oh yes it will
by 21stCenturyKid January 11, 2006
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puerto rican lane change

Switching 2 or more lanes at once while driving on a highway or multiple lane road.
Lamey McLamerton: "DUDE theres our exit 23 lanes over, and your in the far left lane during rush hour!!!"

TZ: "Watch this, i'll pull the best puerto rican lane change you've ever seen"
by TZ February 25, 2005
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deck change

Wrapping a towel around oneself to change (typically into or out of a bathing suit) in a public setting.

The "deck" is the walking surface around a swimming pool.
Kyle was in the middle of a hurried deck change when he was pantsed. Hilarity ensued.
by The Grammar Nazi February 5, 2004
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change machine

Change Machine, The
While fingering a girl you shove quarters in her vagina. You then proceed to bend her over, before she has climaxed, and fuck her in the ass. The pounding and her orgasm will result in change falling out of her vagina appearing like a change machine. For added effect, swipe a credit card in her ass before busting in it.
I pre-loaded my girl, then invited all of my friends over to show them my blonde change machine.
by BOS2000 April 27, 2006
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San Diego Charg-her

A sexual act involving anywhere from 2 to 24 people(it's possible to add more with referees, coaches, announcers, etc.) Both people are wearing full San Diego Charger uniforms with the crotch area cut out of both. The man plays the QB and the girl plays center. The guy stands in shotgun formation, with the girl hiked over like a center. He yells hike as loud as he can (different counts makes it more interesting, you could always try and draw the defense off-sides). He then runs as fast as he can up to the center and projects himself through the air ramming his penis into either the girls Vagina or asshole. However many yards she is thrown foward is the gain on the play. Repeat until you score a touchdown, your dick falls off from ramming it into a girls asshole, or you jizz on her back.
Sean: Hey dude what did you do the other day?
Dave: Dude, Carl and his girlfriend came over the other day and we engaged in a mean game of San Diego Charg-her.
Sean: That's sweet, who won?
Dave: Well late in the 4th quarter Carl jizzed and I intercepted it, and ran it back for a touchdown.
Sean: Oh thats cool, was it a good catch?
Dave: Well I caught it with my mouth and swallowed it, so there was no way I could fumble it.
Sean: So basically, Carl jizzed in your mouth?
Dave: yep...
by SeanMG December 6, 2006
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keep the change

the ultimate conclusion to fellatio is to hmmm... to swallow the ejaculate would be the correct terminology...
johnny: last night was great... the first thing she did when i walked thru the door was go down on me!! i am one lucky bastard...

rod: awesome... did she keep the change?
by rocko... December 25, 2007
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