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Carson Johnson

When you are sucking multiple penises at one time, and then everyone then ejaculates inside your nose.
Wayne- “when I was at camp they pulled a Carson Johnson on me”

Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”
by anonymous April 23, 2024
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Carson City Six Pack

The act of inserting your thumb into a girl’s anus. Simultaneously you take your middle and ring finger and insert them into her vagina. You then attempt to lift her up similar to how you would carry out a six pack of beer from a sketchy liquor store.
I hooked up with a spinner last night. She was so petit I was able to administer the Carson City Six Pack.
by Neerstyneert May 1, 2024
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Ken Carson

Who is Ken Carson?

For the blind, he's light.

For the hungry, he's bread.

For the sick, he's the cure.

For the sad, he's joy.

For the lonely, he's company.
For the poor, he's the treasure.
For the debtor, he's forgiveness.
Dear Ken Carson,
I'm writing to express my profound admiration for your outstanding musical talent. Your compositions exude a creativity that's truly commendable. The precision in your delivery and infectious hooks leave an indelible mark. I eagerly anticipate witnessing your artistic evolution. You've gained a devoted admirer in me.
by charismatic demonstrator February 24, 2024
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carson

a midget who plays Fortnite in your room until you die of short-person poisoning.
Carson a piece of shit.
by carsonstinkyatfrt February 27, 2024
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Carson

A bop whore who always goes back to his ginger ex because he can’t love anyone else,
Bro you know carson? That’s the kid that leads girls on but ends up going back to his ex.
by certifiedbopness March 20, 2024
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Carson

Carson is a sweet girl and will never ever not be loyal and will always be kind. Carson’s will be bossy sometimes and will always get what they want from there aunts.
Cousin 1: Omg Carson!
Cousin 2: YAY!
by Anime rocks22 June 29, 2021
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Carson

“Wow you see that guy carson yea hes super hot and sexy and cool and funny!”
by Ballshahafart July 5, 2021
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