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Canada's asshole

while some see this as Alaska, it is more commonly known as Justin Bieber.
dude did you see Canada's asshole piss in that bucket.

eghh... yeah,
thanks Canada:/
by schap September 17, 2013
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Canada...
Considerd the United States lesser counter part, this being untrue we add many things to the world and try to do our part.I don't really understand why the heck someone would compare or make fun of us we are all equal. It is true that Americans have been to know a little less about us than we know about them, but thats okay. I love this country and the things it stands for, it is a beautiful place with just as many wonderful people as every other place.
But weather you are naturally Canadian or some one visting us, I urge you to show your love to this great country..."United we stand divided we fall"...(The Americans couldn't have said it better)
So from Halifax to Victoria, we should all proud to be...
Canadian
"Canada it the hot spot!"
by Erin October 29, 2004
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canadian double date

when two friends go on a date with a girl (or guy), where it's understood between the friends that either could end up getting the girl (or guy), or both could end up getting the girl (or guy) at the same time
person 1: "yo, sean and i totally went on a canadian double date with that girl last night"

person 2: "oh yeah, did either of you score?"

person 1: "we both did!"

person 2: "at the same time?"
by benjamin adam gifford November 4, 2008
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Stupid Canadian Syrup Sucking Moosefucker

A uncommon yet catchy insult against canadian posers on XBox Live.
canadiankid456: I just killed your ass ya fudge packing butt pirate
you: shut the hell up ya stupid canadian syrup sucking moosefucker!
by dick pirateeee December 21, 2009
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Canadark

The fifth season in Canada. It's the same as winter, except there is no sunlight for 8 weeks. Its usually a bad time to be out because you can get attacked by polar bears, who basically run the country during Canadark.

The order goes: Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter and finally, Canadark.
Jim: Where are you? Its too dark in here
Frank: On the couch!
Jim: What are you doing this Canadark?
Frank: Im playing Halo 3 and getting laid.
Jim: Because the darkness hides your ugliness?
Frank: Exactly!
Jim: Have you seen my sister?
Frank: -grin-
by Vichissoise January 11, 2008
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Canadian Calzone

The act of placing chewing tobacco inside the foreskin of ones penis and having sexual intercourse with a nice young female.
Wow that girl's such a poor sow, she let that guy take her out for a Canadian Calzone on the first date.
by Pee Bubble September 5, 2010
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Canadian Tuxedo

Today it refers to any outfit consisting of a denim jacket, with denim jeans. Originating in the 1950s, crooner Bing Crosby was nearly rejected from an upscale hotel because he had been wearing an all-denim outfit. Levis heard of this and sent him a special-made all denim tuxedo.
Justin looked completely ridiculous wearing his Canadian tuxedo.
by Demacsspider April 3, 2015
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