Clarinet bimbo

One who plays a clarinet whilst acting as a bimbo, unfortunately once a clarinet bimbo always a clarinet bimbo.

Edna why are you such a clarinet bimbo

by Wut28 August 2, 2017

Clavicle Shaming

The art of shaming someone's passion for clavicles. Especially 1993 Gillian Andersons' clavicle.

Person: "she has an amazing clavicle!"
Another person: "that's such a weird thing to like!"
^Clavicle shaming is mocking someone's passion for clavicles^

by thejackgame April 19, 2018

calvin hawkins

Who is he

Do you know that calvin Hawkins over there I heard he’s a poor operator

I don’t know who the fuck is he

by Moulton massive April 22, 2018

Clarineting

The act of playing your clarinet, is usually implied to those who think a sheet of music has a BPM of 198, but alas has one of only 108

"Which funny story, for a long time I thought the beat was 198, but today I looked further at it, it was just a pencil mark and was actually 108" - E.W. Clarineting

by E.X.N.T. January 22, 2018

calvin fry

A really friendly guy with short hair at the sides and curly on top, a swimmer that barley ever bothers with anything.

That guy just went down the barbers, yeah he got a Calvin fry

by maxliter12 February 19, 2018

calvinklein position

When a certain man puts both biceps overhead in class and leans back in his chair.

My teacher assumed the calvinklein position which caused me to have a severe heart problem.

by TimmyBuz February 25, 2018

clavender

The plant that grows if you shove lavender up a cat’s anus, dig a hole and put the cat in it. After 3 to 4 months a beautiful tree will grow, sprouting purple cats that smell like lavender and taste like cat shit. Although they do taste nice in a pie.

“Hey you should see the banging Clavender tree I planted in my garden earlier this year”

by Snufflemuff May 20, 2018