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Christopher Columbused 

To stumble upon someone's property and taking it without permission.
"I stumbled upon someone's property and I Christopher Columbused it".

Christopher Swan 

When some asks you something and you reply with, “the real question is, why are you so (the opposite of what they asked.)”
Dumb person: “why are you so tall?”
Chris: “The real question is why are you so short?”
Jacobi: “yo he just pulled a Christopher Swan!”
Christopher Swan by Detergent man January 5, 2022

Christopher Torres 

The sweetest most kind boy I’ve ever met, it also happens to be his birthday today so make sure u wish him a happy b day
CHRISTOPHER TORRES is the sexiest individual!!
Christopher Torres by EGGMAN March 15, 2022

Christopher Beck 

Christopher Beck is a big Boi with big parts. He's a hard working man with his hands and will get the job done ;). He's gotta big heart under those titties and will stand by his hoes for life.
Christopher Beck makes all the girls jealous with his double D's

Christopher Pate 

The greatest friend you could ever ask for
Damn that Christopher Pate has a huge cock

Christopher Madrid 

A very cute player that many girls simp for. He is very cute and makes the non-hoe girls fall for him. Hopefully he is obsessed with the right girl. He is boy who doesn't know what he wants. He is hispanic, short, hot, cute, indecisive, mamas boy, has mommy issues, like boobs, really loves thighs, is a one piece fan, is a player yet wants something serious. He is very kind and sweet though, he just isn't dating material though.
Christopher Madrid needs to get his shit together.