cardiopause

cardiac arrest.

He died of a cardiopause.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 October 3, 2014

cardined

When you're wedged in traffic and surrounded by all cars and you can't get out.

While stuck in rush hour traffic, I was cardined by all the shitty drivers in Los Angeles. It's much safer to be completely stopped on the freeway, ya know, no problems here, just cardined.

by naturallybrown December 29, 2015

cardinal drinker

A cardinal drinker is part of an elite group of drinkers who had to go through a series of strenuous test to achieve this level of fuckery. Don't drink against them because your night will end very badly

Jake: Did you hear one of clints friends challenged Zach to a drink off?

Buck: Yea you can tell he didn't know he was a cardinal drinker Or he would have planned on ending up in that trash can

by BeerChugger June 22, 2016

cardash

a potato made of gold

did you see that cardash farmer?
yeah, i heard he was a true irishman.

by that weird homestuck fan May 31, 2016

Candian Dismount

When coming

in hot on a scooter and laying it down to stop and rolling in the dirt and bouncing off whatever is near by and becoming "that guy"

Shit man that guy did a candian dismount and banged his head off the shirt boxes

by P dub June 18, 2016

Cardigan Swoosh

When you are accidentally (on purpose) fondled by a passerby under the cloak of a cardigan.

That girl just cardigan swooshed me. She must want the D!

by notreytblackliam March 7, 2017

Cardeay

A very LIT person has a name Cardeay will always get the girl that he really want it that girl will ask him out!!!

I go out with Cardeay!!!

by Jameswills March 13, 2017