Canada's History

a depraved sexual act including maple syrup, moose antlers, and the Stanley Cup

turn around and learn about Canada's History!

by 193747483929 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Canada's History, once commonly called the Beaver, is a reference to a form of sexual stimulation performed on Canadian women. To perform Canada's History you must close your hand to the shape of a beaver tail and place it near the tail bone. Then you bend over and flap her prepuce with a constant motion as a beaver would build a dam. Psychological analysts have found the flapping stimulates both pleasure and nostalgia of everything beautiful in Canada. There are variations of Canada's History that partners use with flapping to further stimulation, such as setting up a 3d puzzle of the white house and setting it on fire.

This study abroad in Montreal sucks. Not only do they speak only french, but I have to promise to perform Canada's History when I take them to my room.

by seatual February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A vulgar sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup.

oh man, what were you doing with her last night??
we were doing Canada's history

by sleepless in springtown February 4, 2010

Canada Day

My birthday

friend: Whens your birthday again?
me: It's July 1st. aka Canada Day
friend: Oh yeah..

by froman jenkins January 22, 2009

Canada's History

A woman does a handstand with legs spread, while performing oral sex on a man. The man, meanwhile, turns a jug of maple syrup upside down and inserts ( without it's cap on it) into her vaginal area...... When It completely drains, both quickly run over to the stanley cup ( or a fake copy) and each shoves an end into their anus while licking hockey sticks.

Did you hear Stephen Colbert talked about Canada's History ON HIS SHOW?!

by MIndlessColbertZombie February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Getting very politely fucked by the English for over 200 years

Man, my asshole hurts from all that Canada's History!

by imnotthomas February 4, 2010

Canada-packin

Anytime a self proclaimed Canadian, makes the will full decision to pack/transport, in a travel device; such as a backpack, purse, or fannypack. One or more of the following items.

1: A black pocket pussy disguised as a flashlight.
2: A rape whistle, engraved with "slender sender".
3: A Walther CP 88 pellet gun.

To his girlfriend's house for protection.

My house was melting so I grabbed my slender sender and went canada-packin.

by Savage Taco March 20, 2019