Health Hurts

The greatest parody of Truth Hurts by Lizzo

“HEY DUDE! HAVE YOU HEARD HEALTH HURTS YET! IT’S ABSOLUTE FIRE MAN

by Yung Cesar Parody Guy November 28, 2020

mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Hurt

The thing that happens after your friends take turns punching your stomach cause they think you have abs

hey guys lets play bloody knuckles i swear it won't hurt

by "my real name" February 28, 2019

Hurted

Past tense of pain

Damn maine that shit hurted

by Ghkost August 15, 2020

hurted

Hurted as in they hurt in past tense , also commonly used as when someone fixes your pain

“damn that shit hurted”-kim

by @209cheche on ig August 18, 2019

Hurted

The past tense of being hurt

Remember when you fell”
“Yeah that hurted”

by Antdogurmum1234 October 20, 2018

hurted

the incorrect way to say hurt/ the way a child would speak about his/her injury

ow I hurted my toe mommy!

by Timmyinnit March 15, 2021