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Calan Burns

Calan has a massive ding dong

11 incher
person1:Calan Burns has a big ding dong
by ggity69 June 23, 2023
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Crunch Burn

The sensation experienced on the roof of one's mouth after consuming large amounts of Cap'n Crunch.
(Ruth and Steve are munching away at separate cereal bowls...)
Steve: "Oh man, I've got some serious crunch burn!"
Ruth: "...What the fuck is crunch burn?"
by the crunch queen June 8, 2010
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Burning Justice

Smoking pot (Marijuana) in a joint, blunt, pipe or bong.
We sat around burning justice until we were too stoned to move.

Or

I got some killer weed, do you wanna burn some justice with me?
by SisterSixx August 14, 2020
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getting burned

Hey I don't regret what I did!
I never said you had to.
OOOHHH he's getting burned!
by Sjhisdnisncisncinxkcs October 2, 2013
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hut-burn

Used as an adjective, the poor fellow prescribed with suffering from this, has eaten enough pepperoni pizzas from Pizza Hut to have a heart burn and bowel-eruption combo in less than a few hours.

It can be suppressed by a full retreat to the nearest restroom or a violent chain reaction of flatulence. If not suppressed, the worst symptom is usually the everlasting diarrhea, which will most likely burn like hell from the pepperoni and spices.
Friend: "Woah, you look horrible!"

"Yeah, I've had a little Hut-burn goin' on since yesterday. Gotta tell ya man, NO ONE, out-pizza's the Hut."
by J-Thatch December 5, 2016
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burns mcgruff

A woman uncharacteristically hairy face particularly on the sides and chin imitating a billy goat
"Wow I can recommend a esthetician you some to be somewhat Burns McGruff"

"Oh she's a man beast her face is so Burns McGruff"

“Oh she’s so burns McGruff, I’d only fuck her with a bag on her head”
by Big Papa Pump 08 November 1, 2008
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Mark Burns

A Mark Burns is the hair on your chin..some call it a "Goatee"

This beard style was founded by Mark Burns, hence the name.
"Woah! You have a sweet Mark Burns!"
by TrevorChilds December 31, 2011
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