burpsnart

When you do a burp followed by a sneeze and top it off with a fart!

Rose to fame from the legendary comedy movie Grown Ups

My friend: "I just did a burpsnart!"

Me: "Oh my god thats so cool I'm so jealous teach me your ways"

by asscruncher September 15, 2025

Burns Girls

Burns girls (n.): A subclass of high school females hailing from Burns, Oregon, known for smelling like a crab boil left in a middle school locker and having more bodies than a Civil War battlefield. Typically found lurking in lifted trucks, DM’ing your man while calling you “bestie,” and offering zero loyalty unless it’s to their vape flavor.

"After hooking up with three guys in one night, stealing a vape, crying on her story, and blaming it all on her ex — yeah, she’s 100% one of those Burns girls."

by Upperdeckermakesurpeckerbigger October 14, 2025

Burnside Breakfast

Blue collar workers in Burnside, Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, Canada get stoned and/or wasted before going to or at work in the early morning. Booze, weed, and nicotine are their essential daily food, followed by cops, can't bars, donuts, and pop.

"Where's Bill at?"

"Oh, out back having his Burnside Breakfast"

by blorfe December 22, 2025

Heartred Burns

Feeling immense love for something

"Dude what'd you think of the new Dir en Grey album?"
"Heartred burns"

by Eryka Sunderland September 27, 2005

Edward Burns

The burning sensation that you feel in your Vagina when you have not had your share of Edward Cullen for the day.

Very similar to a yeast infection, except to cure the Edward Burns you must immediately read twiporn or watch Twilight.

by Honolulu Girl November 6, 2009

Splat Burns

Dankest kid on earth, can be found cheezing with his friends from Solon, but more often he is kicked with his cross country friends. Likes to take dank rips off the legendary 5000 during lige fest. has a grandpa named papa bayer, a brother named patrick burns, amd a son named Mattycakes, and Wojo. Runs some dank Miles

Splat Burns: Ownage Duuuuuuuude, thats so dank.
MC: Yeahhhhhh
Splat: Get the box duuuuude

by thecakes13 February 24, 2010

New Burnside

A little town, well a village, in the fucked up state of Illinois. It is very small

HISTORY-named after some general, Ambrose Burnside i think, that fought in the Civil War.

WHATS THERE?-It is very boring there and has no jobs or anything important to really offer.

WHAT TO DO?-If you are kinda yound, then you should check out the old school. It's a lot of fun if you like to get in trouble. Theres also the cemetary, if you believe in supernatural stuff, like most do in the village, then you can play with Taro Cards there or with an Ouija Board.

WHOS THERE?- That is a damn good question. Whos there? Well, practically no one. Everyone is family with everyone. And they like to keep to themselves. So there arn't very many people to socialize with.

History- New Burnside used to be waaay more popular considering that it was named after a Civil War general, but I don't know what happened. Now we have less than 300 residents....

Whats there- Houses. A few churches. A boring park. A bike trail. A post office. A cemetary. An old broken school. ect.

What to do- Basically, you need imagination and courage in order to have fun. So either be really young and immiture or get ready to run for your life when you trespass.

Whos there- no one...just a reminder

by mmdluvr777 March 23, 2011