university breakfast

A university breakfast is when you wake up and smoke research chemicals off of foil. It is similar to the Kentucky breakfast and the wake and bake but covers any chemicals being used for research, marked not for human consumption.

Chaz blew through that DCK because a true scholar eats a University Breakfast

by BillyP123 March 11, 2017

toddlers breakfast

The result of a particularly messy sexual endevour

I smashed your mum last night, by the time I'd finished she resembled a toddlers breakfast

by TheFerretsWheels July 24, 2016

The unwanted breakfast

A combination of pancake nipples and runny egg tits.

C/o tonygoodtimes

Yo,that girl Jenny is totally working with the unwanted breakfast.

by Tonygoodtimes January 8, 2018

Beatnik's Breakfast

A pot of coffee and a joint, food optional. How the average Canadian under 50 starts the day.

"I'd have never got through Monday's shift if I hadn't started off with a Beatnik's Breakfast."

by Cardboard G June 7, 2014

Stubenville Breakfast

When you shit into your hand and force feed it to your partner

Barry wouldn’t shut up about being hungry… so I gave him the Stubenville breakfast.

by Heywood J’ablowme March 29, 2023

Summer Breakfast

In the summer, when you wake up from 10-11 a.m. go eat breakfast with a group of two or more at noon, then et lunch at 4 p.m.

(Simon and Julian wake up at 11a.m. on July 8th)
Simon: Dude, I'm starved
Julian: Same, let's bike to dunkin donuts
Simon: Dude let's go later I wanna watch tv
Julian: Summer breakfast
Sent from my iPod

by sdangelstein February 24, 2010

Polish breakfast

It is when you dont have a room at the hotel but you still eat their breakfast (basicly being a theif)

Ben dover :All of the food places here is very expelsive

Mike hunt : we can just have a polish breakfast at the hotel

by Hard_willy July 25, 2022