Brazilianphobia

It’s the fear of Brazilian people or anything related to Brazil.

“hey i been to Brazil yesterday it’s pretty beautiful and-“
person with Brazilianphobia: “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME AAAAAA”

“I’m so sorry he has Brazilianphobia let’s go home”
person with Brazilianphobia: “HELP ME PELE IS COMING FOR ME”

by The man who nobody cares August 17, 2021

Brazilian Butt Kid

(BBK)
When you get pregnant after someone cums in your juicy butthole and drips down the vagina

Too many margaritas?

Nah, just a Brazilian butt kid!

by Tripod6969 August 21, 2021

Brazilian Finger Trap

When 2 male MMA fighters both skilled in jiu jitsu get their penis's stuck together from aggressively rubbing. Involving one with ample foreskin and one fighter with almost none.

Look, they're stuck together in a Brazilian Finger Trap!

by Ric Tit 69 August 23, 2021

Brazilian Nut Sling

A Brazilian Nut Sling, is when you tie a rope or cord around each testicle, then tie the other ends to each ears of the other participant. This is so whenever they jerk their head back from sucking dick, it tugs and rips on each of the testicles mercilessly.

Hey mat my girl just gave me a Brazilian Nut sling, my balls still hurt something fierce

by Strikegold August 23, 2021

brazilian tie

The act of cutting someones dick of and forcefully plugging it into their mouth.

Jack: Ayo, shut the fuck up before I give you the brazilian tie
Lukas: Oh no please dont!

by Germanpunk September 12, 2021

Brazilian Lamp Shade

When engaging in sexual intercourse, this is when a men shoves a live lightbulb up the girls asshole and turns it on.

Brazilian Lamp Shaded her last night nigga!
(hospitalized)

by bollock-tugger November 27, 2021

Brazilian facemask

A Brazilian facemask is where a man or woman completely shaves their face and covers it in superglue. The parter then superglues his public region and goes balls deep into the face of the mask reciever. They hold position for 20 minutes then the mask giver removes their penis with the force of a million horses leaving a perfect Brazilian mask on the receiver

Magenta has a great night last night and was fortunate to recieve a Brazilian facemask from Davros

by stinkfiddla November 30, 2021