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Buttcrack Benjamin

Noun;

Buttcrack Benjamin’ is a nickname presented to the boy named ‘Benjamin Hart-Littler’. This nickname was presented when his group of friends discovered that he was conceved out of his fathers anal cavity.

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“Ayy Buttcrack Benjamin, hows it going?”
by Teen Slang November 9, 2017
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Benjamin

A “munch”, simply put.
that guy Benjamin does everything his girlfriend tells him to do, he’s such a munch”
by thuggertheed January 13, 2024
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Benjamin

Curly hair he has stunning eyes they sparkle everytime I can't get tired of looking at him did I mention he looks sexy too
Woah Benjamin look at that smile so hot

Fuck me anytime
by J♡ November 21, 2023
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Benjamin Lint

A guy who is averagely good at funky friday and it horrible at Garry's Mod and is obbsesed With Super Mario 64
"Benjamin Lint" doesnt want to do his math
by Mr. Taz July 12, 2022
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Benjamin

A nobel and strong name for a human or a teddy bear.

Benjamin's are protective of their loved ones and when present will make them feel safe and warm on the coldest of nights.
Very wise and kind by nature but don't be fooled as they can be a bit of an asshole to those that cross them.

A Benjamin normally has a ginger tinge to their fur so don't look directly into their eyes.

When you don't know what to say just think "What would Benjamin bear do in this situation?"
Have you seen my Benjamin? I can't sleep without him.

Q- What does Benjamin bear think to the situation?

A- Benjamin bear thinks they are all assholes

I've never known someone as loyal and righteous as Benjamin.
by Raebdab June 10, 2022
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Benjamin Andrew Wallace

Probably the sexiest person ever. Also the hottest person ever. Also not dumm. Also not stoopid. Also the most attractive person ever.
Benjamin Andrew Wallace is smart. And hot. And not dumm.or stoopid.
by Kobe Wan October 29, 2020
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Mr. Benjamin lore

That one time Mr. Benjamin tag teamed with Terrence Howard and created a time machine to go back to ancient Egypt and helped the ancient Egyptians to build the pyramids using frequency manipulation in order to reach the Anunnaki aliens from planet Nibiru that came out of a wormhole in the sky, But then the Anunnaki attacked them and Terrence Howard got killed, so Mr. Benjamin mummified him and then applied frequencies to the body in order to Reincarnate him, after this Mr. Benjamin became a master of Frequency bending and defeated the Anunnaki by banishing them to the 11th dimension which then imploded and destroyed the Anunnaki. After this he went to the Aztec empire and helped them build a wall out of 1,200 ton blocks. He and Terrence Howard then got back in the time machine and came back to the modern era but then a tsunami made by the government was about to hit so he reverted the tsunami with frequencies, however while he was doing this the evil shadow government came and gave him a Covid vaccine which caused him to overdose on Iron and then die, However his spirit ascended all 11 dimensions and he became immortal and so he 1 shot the shadow government with his frequency railgun.
"bro did you hear the new Mr. Benjamin lore?"

"yeah it gave me permanent brain damage"
by Still water drinker December 6, 2024
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