Guy 1: DUDE i totally fucked this Heather last night
Guy 2: HEATHER?! duuude. she had sex with 25 guys before you! yo that's beat.
Guy 2: HEATHER?! duuude. she had sex with 25 guys before you! yo that's beat.
by weedwaccer March 9, 2011

My roommate was in the room so I had to pull off a discreet beat.
I'm way too burnt toast to go find a room with no one in it, I'll just discreet beat it.
I'm way too burnt toast to go find a room with no one in it, I'll just discreet beat it.
by MasterBlaster5000 October 28, 2011

Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?
"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."
"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."
"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."
by Apple-sucker July 26, 2012

Used when the beat is absolute fire. The attributes of the beat are so unbelievably insane, they provoke the listener to utterly obliterate and annihilate all of mankind and leave only mnkys.
by MmmCAC December 19, 2020

by mrmusicguy206 January 28, 2021

by NoodleNoseWasTaken October 1, 2020

The act of sitting on your hand until it becomes numb. Then after said numbing, quickly beat off with a sensation of being a ghost’s hand.
by Mikelovesbananas November 27, 2017
