Beating the Mattress

Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?

"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."

"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."

by Apple-sucker July 27, 2012

Bologna Beating

It's pretty obvious.

Man: Bologna Beating is the best!
Man 2: Don't talk about that around the children.

by Capertittle November 10, 2017

britanny beat

Beating somebody up using brass knuckles (there's really no significance with Britanny, it just sounds dope)

This dude kept talkin on my name so I Britanny beat him up

by KChoppawitdasauce April 04, 2018

Ghost beat

The act of sitting on your hand until it becomes numb. Then after said numbing, quickly beat off with a sensation of being a ghost’s hand.

My friend Mike Brown Ghost beated so experience the feeling on ghost pleasure.

by Mikelovesbananas November 23, 2017

Beats & Swing

Something that you may not understand or be able to grasp.

Genre of Music that is created from house and swing music combined.

"It's a bit beats & swing isn't it?"

"It's all beats & swing"

"Beats & Swing"

by Baby dj April 06, 2013

ninja beat

The act of silently masturbating while in the same bed as your significant other, likely while they are asleep.

My girl didn't want to give me head during her period week, so I had to pull off the ninja beat several times.

by Arjiff January 08, 2014

asian-beating

this refers to when either:
A.) A person is getting a beating from a/an asian/s.
or
B.) An Asian, most likely a child, about to get his/her as whooped by his parents.
or
C.) When a person gets raped by the entirety of Asia.

For Example:
Person 1: Damn Ching got some bruises.
Person 2: he told me he got an asian-beating cause he got 99/100 on the test.
Person 1: Dang, that's rough.

by Juwustin Ram0w0s February 26, 2020