Fruits Basket

Some manga or thing that everyone except me knows about.

Person: OMG kawaii i <3 t3h Fruits Basket!!!1!!!
Me: Hur?

Fruits Basket by HeoandReo June 21, 2007

Muffin Basket 

The type of condom used by guys that have a choad.

Dude you have a choad so use a muffin basket. they wont break on you

Muffin Basket by Jake Albrecht January 23, 2009

bread basket 

The act of your balls slapping against a girl's backside during intercourse while your penis goes in and out. The baguette and the dinner rolls.

Man, I was going to static cling that girl but my balls got in the way. So instead, we bread basketed all night long.

bread basket by MomarVanDerCamp February 28, 2011

eggy in a basket 

When an excessive amount of friction, occurring during anal intercourse, is built up inside the anal cavity creating such a unfathomable amount of heat, that one cracks an egg into the backdoor coital hole boiling the egg into a tasty eggy treat.

Sebastian: "Phil, I told you should have used that curry on your cous cous last night."

Phil: "I know, that eggy in a basket sure was bland!"

eggy in a basket by egthomps May 27, 2010

ass basket 

the after effects of sharding creating a dried crusty lining of one's under garments.

After teh tour de france the ass basket on lance armstrong's suit was apparent

ass basket by Jeffrey V. from VA April 6, 2005

Easter Basket 

The Act of the "Easter Basket" is performed mid fuck, While thrusting a women vigorously, The dude removes his penis from her vaginal secretion. At this point he inserts his testicles in her basket. Resembling an "easter egg basket"

1. Oh Man i was fucking the shit out of this slut last night and i totally gave her the "Easter Basket". Shoved em right up there.

Easter Basket by Deathhampster666 October 27, 2009

Like a basket of bread 

To be full of crusty old men. To sleep with lots of old guys to get a job.

Sandy, you're like a basket of bread.

Like a basket of bread by Charles March 18, 2004