Abby the baker

A bumblebee that flies through the air with her antennas gliding in the trees while carrying her brief case with children inside and doesn’t know how to sing A-O-K properly

The man of the hour is Abby the Baker.

by A_O_K April 08, 2024

Jordan Baker

A seggsy biracial teen on the CW show All American. He's the twin brother of Olivia Baker and is portrayed by Michael Evans Behling. Did I mention he's super seggsy.

"Did you watch the new All American episode today?"
"No, what happened"
"Jordan Baker is soooo hot"

by scroogemcduckswife November 22, 2021

Kellie Baker

Very hot mother of ryan baker with huge tits

Damn kellie baker has big boobs.

by Kelliebakerishot December 13, 2022

Sergeant Baker

A botched taper or fade haircut that looks like a military-style buzz cut.

Dirk: Hey, nice haircut... but I thought you were joining the Peace Corps, not the Marine Corps.

Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.

Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.

Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.

by Vepa H March 16, 2013

Bakers Bussy

Any bodily orifice that you would use as a pocket or hiding place, such as the anus or the shaft of the penis. Also known as the prison wallet.

He had an ungodly amount of drugs in his Bakers Bussy.

by BAKERS DADDY October 03, 2023

Shirley Baker

The sex act where after months of her boyfriend trying to persuade her the woman finally agrees to anal, walks out of the room and comes back with an 8 inch strapon

“Poor Roger Mayne’s missus did the Shirley Baker on him the other day, fucker still can’t walk without wincing”

by DefinitionGuy666 January 12, 2020

Elijah cape baker

Its the name of a person who produces cream

Thats an elijah cape baker

by Eli gyattt November 27, 2023