Bastard Brain

This illness takes over the brains of gamers and reduces them into absolute bastards.

Gamer 1:"Mike has been feeding and flaming his adc non stop.
Gamer 2:"He has been playing league of legends for way too long and his brain has devolved into the one a bastard brain would have."

by IIm not gay kay? May 9, 2020

italian bastard

something you call your bro who's italian

Hey look! It's the Italian Bastard!!!!!

by ilovetheitalianbastard February 18, 2017

bitch-bastard

Combined with both bitch and bastard. It referrs to an idiot or moron.

You can use it for both sexes. Also for a noun.

"Damn you, you bitch-bastard!"

"YOU stupid bitch-bastard work!"

by Maddie Jean October 4, 2005

Proddie Bastard

Offensive term applied to people of the protestant faith, most often by catholics.

"Your man is a filthy proddie bastard"
Reply "I never knew, lets set him on fire the tan prick."

by Tan-Killer October 19, 2008

Fearless Bastard

An internet meme that started out on Facebook. It's an expression used when someone does something that's either really daring, or not daring at all but is just something people sometimes don't do because they are courteous to others.

{Daring}
-The man walked through the everglades because he's a fearless bastard.
-I crossed the road without looking because I'm a fearless bastard.

{Not really daring}
-I ate the last piece of cake because I'm a fearless bastard.
-I learned how to ride a bike without training wheels because I'm a fearless bastard.
-I wrote 199 words on a 200 word essay because I'm a fearless bastard.

by BagelBoy August 8, 2011

Bastard Fry

When a wayward french fry appears in a bag of onion rings or fried zucchini. It can also apply to a regular french fry showing up in a batch of curly fries (or vice versa).

"These onion rings are delicious—hey! Is that a bastard fry? Oh, hell yes!"

by 2smokingbarrels May 23, 2012

Rat Bastard

An individual who intentionally pisses others off, usually to their face. Similar to a Snot Nosed Punk except they typically follow the rules. Is also a popular form of Dad lingo.

Katelyn: Hunter keeps scaring me every time I walk around that corner!
Erin: He did that to me too! He's such a Rat Bastard!!

by dan_gleewang January 15, 2021