Put Cereal First

the correct way of eating cereal, if you put milk in first you are a fucking monster and deserve to get shot by the military

den: hey man how do you put in your cereal, I tend to put cereal first
am: oh yeah i put in milk first
den: *pulls out handgun* i wont hesitate bitch

by Denmaski May 19, 2018

First Night Gangsterism

First heard on MTV's "World of Jenks". Term created by the rapper Maino. It goes something like this: You meet a girl for the first time. Take her back to her home or hotel and “give her the penetration of life”

Man 1: I'm taking you out on the town tonight for the first time. I wanna see some First Night Gangsterism.

Man 2: What?

Man 1: You gotta meet a girl for the first time. Take her back to her home or hotel and give her the penetration of life.

by KillahCam0719 September 13, 2010

First Person Shooter

The act of fellatio being performed on a male who is playing a video game, including, but not limited to first person shooter games, including, but not limited to all versions of"Counter-Strike", "Call of Duty", and "Halo"

"Dude, I wish I could get my dick sucked while playing a video game"

"You've never gotten a first person shooter dude?!"

by Para.dox December 10, 2012

first rule of warfare

"We can always beat the French!"

Originally developped by the Italians and confirmed by the Moors!

by Silky Smooth April 16, 2004

First comment fag

An attention seeking idiot who actually thinks it's cool to be the first person to comment on an Internet article, video, post, blog, etc.

Sometimes, multiple fags do it at the same time, only to look like idiots, as shown below in ex.1.

ex. 1
news story's comments:
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-stop that shit it's getting annoying.

ex.2
some celebrity's facebook page:
-first!!!
-the guy who posted 'first' is a First Comment Fag! thumbs up if you agree!

by glugugugugugug March 6, 2011

first to cum fight

A one-on-one sexual contest intended to test skill and self control, consisting of mutual stimulation till the winner makes the loser cum.

After privately beating all her male and female partners, Helen went pro and engaged the first to cum fight challenge sponsored by Miami's strip clubs.

by Valis Garcia September 16, 2006

first piece of bread

The hoe that everyone touches but nobody wants

Jacy is the first piece of bread out of the group of hoes

by NiggaTheBoss420 April 25, 2015