Calan Burns

Calan has a massive ding dong

11 incher

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by ggity69 June 23, 2023

Crunch Burn

The sensation experienced on the roof of one's mouth after consuming large amounts of Cap'n Crunch.

(Ruth and Steve are munching away at separate cereal bowls...)
Steve: "Oh man, I've got some serious crunch burn!"
Ruth: "...What the fuck is crunch burn?"

by the crunch queen June 8, 2010

Burn Five

After a person is 'burned' by an acceptable comeback a Burn Five can be initiated.

1. Person who says the burn puts their hand out with palm facing up.
2. A member who hears the burn then slaps the hand, then slides it off making a "Tsssss" sound. This is known as the 'hand touching the hotplate'.

"That's the worst thing I've ever seen!"
"Clearly you've never looked in a mirror. BURN!"
(hand out) *slap* *Tsssss*

Thus, the Burn Five.

by Names Fakely October 21, 2011

Burning Justice

Smoking pot (Marijuana) in a joint, blunt, pipe or bong.

We sat around burning justice until we were too stoned to move.

Or

I got some killer weed, do you wanna burn some justice with me?

by SisterSixx August 14, 2020

getting burned

Getting showed up or get insulted

Hey I don't regret what I did!
I never said you had to.
OOOHHH he's getting burned!

by Sjhisdnisncisncinxkcs October 2, 2013

Stir Burn

A cullinary dish of Asian origin consisting usually of vegetables, Asian greens and meat which is cooked more than necessary thus resulting in charring or burning of the dish.

Fred: "What are you cooking for dinner?"
Ginger: "Well it was supposed to be a stir fry but I cooked it too long and now it's a stir burn"

by FrillyNikkers October 26, 2010

Burning Fapper

Someone who throws up all over themselves and uses the vomit as lube to get a burning sensation from the stomach acid while also masturbating.

Kieth, get off my couch, you burning fapper.

by Breast Thong November 9, 2012