Handshake Blowjob

Used by older groups of swingers

when everyone is nude ( so usually a pool party ) Couples meeting for the first time would frequently: A. Men shook hands

B. Women would hug each other

C. Women would then give the man they met a friendly slurp of his cock

( averaging 4 or 5 seconds )
I knew Jane & John were going to be fun people to have at the party. I could tell from the handshake blowjob when we met .... they liked to party.
by DJKOKC December 14, 2020
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Blowjob security

By giving your boss blowjobs, you secure permanent employment
She'll never get fired, she's got blowjob security!
by Belkster December 06, 2015
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anal blowjob

When a girl is giving you a rusty trombone, you relieve yourself and discharge a nice, thick log of shit about half way, then your partner starts to suck on the shit like it's a big cock.
This chick was lickin' my ass, and I was prairie doggin', then she started sucking on my shit like it was Dick Ram Bone or something.
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cthulhu blowjob

While giving a blowjob, begin talking like the Cookie Monster.
Your mom game me a cthulhu blowjob. So I ate her.
by MarkusR February 27, 2009
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finger-blowjob

Noun. A finger blowjob is where someone performs the act of a blowjob on one of their, or someone else's, finger(s).
Dude1: "Last night, during foreplay, Sarah sucked on my fingers."
Dude2: "dude that's a finger-blowjob"
by DatFingerBlower October 04, 2013
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Southern Blowjob

When a girl gives you a blowjob with chew in her mouth.
(At a redneck party)

Guy 1: Would you let that girl suck your dick?
Guy 2: Gross dude, she's got a dip in her mouth.
Guy 1: Wouldn't be my first Southern Blowjob.
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Quickie Blowjob

A blowjob done in less than five minuets, and before the man hits ejaculation. Not finishing either caused by a poorly done blowjob or an interruption. Still good for the guy, but may be disappointing.
Damn, it sucked that my girl didn't get to finish and had to give me a quickie blowjob
by jdgialejrfawerf January 02, 2011
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