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Basketball minute

The equivalent of a football minute; a basketball minute is when someone asks for a minute to do something, even though they know it will take much longer than 60 seconds. The basketball minute is particularly a last-minute football minute.
Woman: Your sandwich will be ready in a minute!
Man: If you prepare it like you get ready in the morning, it'll be more like a basketball minute, and I'm starved!
by vuslashfan94 June 4, 2010
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basketball camp

A county jail with an area where the inmates can play basketball.
hey man, where's Jimmy?
Ah man, he's down there doin' weekends at basketball camp!
by AndyRiley April 19, 2017
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basket eyes

An Indonesian expression for a guy who looks at all the girls. Used by his wife or girlfriend when she gets annoyed.
At the beach, Joe is ogling all the hot young babes. His girlfriend Amy notices and says “Hey, stop with the basket eyes, or I’ll give you a black eye!”
by Gator47 March 10, 2018
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rag basket

a) A container into which used tampons are thrown.


b) A dumb cum filled whore.


c) Acrid Vagina.
a) "My grandma dropped her dentures in the rag basket at Burger King"

b) "I heard the whole football team tossed their jocks in that rag basket."

b) "He flipped his sticky pimple into her rag basket"
by Scott Nebula November 23, 2004
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monkey basket

1. A ball sack

2. A home for crazy people

3. A basket full of monkeys
1. "Dude, I can't believe your balls fit in your monkey basket!"

2. " I just heard that Donny was being taken to the monkey basket for raping a pineapple."

3. " And there it was, a monkey basket on my front porch."
by Will Rothperson November 26, 2007
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Booby Basket

Slang term for a Bra.
Damn, look at the hooters on that girl, I bet they don't make booby baskets big enough to carry those!
by TheKush June 5, 2010
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crab basket

1) Any place where people hate being there, but are too scared, or guilted to move on, or organize, or to speak honestly about source of the problem. Where everyone pulls down someone who does something to get out and calls them deserter or quitter because they dont want to be lonely.

2) shithole, hotel california (you can check out any time you like, but you cant never leave), facebook, small town, abusive relationship, college, dilbert corpo, military

3) Originated from phenomenon of real life behavior of crabs caught in a fishing basket who could technically get out, but the ones near the edges are being pulled down by the ones at the bottom of the basket, hence noone leaves and everyone hates being there.
guy1: At first I thought of computers being cool and solving real world problems, but now I'm aware being stuck at this crab basket with 60h+ work week exhausting job, doing anything to look busy, since any solution to current work will result in extra work being placed on me.

guy2: Good thing I heard of small house movement and victory garden, they might be your way out of this shithole.
by Spaceship Earth Astronaut November 27, 2012
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