Ape Slayer

it a monkey that can spray an ak in rust

The ape slayer beemed the rust scrubs

by KoreanBeemer March 11, 2021

pathetic ape

Phrase used to describe someone that can’t think straight, is dumb and on the same level as an ape. A low life

All you do is sit at home and play video games. Your such a pathetic ape Ethan.

by ur a crack muncher May 19, 2019

sign ape

someone who doesn't know shit about signs

goddamn sign apes designed this wrong and it's not fitting

by Sew_of_side July 21, 2017

Titty ape

A hairy woman who is so angry or aggressive that she screams at the top of her lungs and pounds on her big titties, creating a 4.5 on the Richter scale

Someone call 911! I’m being attacked by a wild titty ape!

by Can you burn a Luigi board August 16, 2019

Faux-AP

A person (generally under age 50) who poses online as a much older person or over retirement age. Phrase first coined by Aly of Thanet in conversation with Rob of Thanet.

I was chatting with a faux-AP last night on Tinder.

by Rob Seeker December 27, 2020

SPOTTED APE

IE MISSING LINK

the missing connection between all other spotted animals and ape human ancestry

Man, if I could have seen some spotted apes nigga, and then some spotted peoples, I wouldn't have thought that civilization was only five hundred years old and that human beings were engineered by a foreign civilization

by CoaltownBrown December 18, 2021

Schrödingers Ape

Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.

All their fancy quantum physics models failed to solve the Schrödingers Ape paradox.

by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021