RBA (registered breakfast addict)

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" you're in the army now "

by Registered Breakfast Addict (RBA) November 13, 2003

Attention Span Of An Anti-Sex Addict On Pornhub

A term used in describing someone as having a nonexistent attention span.

Bubba Joe: So then I licked Sarah's pussy clean while Jane ate my asshole. And while all of this was going on, Mary Ann rode my rock hard cock like a nympho on steroids. But that's not it, cuz I also had Gina rubbing her titties on my body while I grabbed Rhonda and Taylor's breasts. Plus, the dozen other girls were masturbating and having multi-orgasms until the break of dawn.
Jacky Keith: Did you say something? I was listening to Easy Street.
Bubba Joe: You pathetic fuck. You have the attention span of an anti-sex addict on Pornhub.

by ChezmonoIsHere February 1, 2020

Doom Player Addict

Players who enjoy or may be addicted to Doom games too much and can vary in size and matter while having weird traits. One is the Fat Doom Player who sits their ass all day staring at a computer or television playing DOOM games and become a fat shit. Another Doom Player Addict is the people who think Doom Slayer is a waifu material character and will jerk off to him in various forms such as rule 34 or hentai

Me: Hey dude watcha ya doing?

Friend: Oh nothin just been playing DOOM all day

Me: My god you've become a Doom Player Addict!!!

Friend: Excuse me?

Me: Stay away from you fat, gay waifu male lover

by JohnnySinsRedemption May 26, 2020

Stop Phone Addiction at Singapore IMH for girls generation

Stop Phone Addiction at Singapore IMH for girls generation

Stop Phone Addiction at Singapore IMH for girls generation

by Minah200 August 14, 2023

she sucked me good like she tryna get a addict

When youre girl try to suck youre dick so good that she is addicted later.

Sarah is addicted to suck my dick!

She sucked me good like she tryna get a addict

by Cut Throat Switch Blade June 17, 2017

Acute Urban Addiction

A person who looks up a word on Urban Dictionary for shits and giggles and reads it to their friends for laughs, but then begins to sink into the oncoming gargantuan feed of definitions for requested words. They cannot stop, as the moment they finish one definition they immediately fixate on the next.

The only cure is asking them to read the definition for a word obscure enough that there is only one definition for it. After they reach the end, there will reach a short window of time to intervene as they are confused by the possibility of a word on Urban Dict. not having infinite definitions.

Psychologists consider Acute Urban Addiction to be a combination of an addiction to doomscrolling or deadscrolling and Urban Dictionary's intuitive and convenient user interface.

(Abacus is being obnoxious during a discussion on names, so they ask their friend Baphomé to look up the definition of Abacus.)
Abacus: Hey Baphomé, what's the definition of Abacus?
Baphomé: Lemme look it up... on the URBAN DICTIONARY™!
(Baphomé reads from a long, unending list of definitions for Abacus's name. Some are made by friends of someone called Abacus, and those definitions placate and kiss-ass their Abacus. Others are made by enemies of someone made Abacus and describe their Abacus as a monster and fool. The definitions are unending all the same, and Baphomé's reading with them.)
Carrion: Baphomé, what's wrong‽
Abacus: She started reading Urban Dictionary and now she won't stop!
Carrion: She has Acute Urban Addiction! We need to get her to a doctor ASAP!

by OneBlueGlove January 25, 2024

who is a nicotine addict

it’s you. stop vaping

hey do you know who is a nicotine addict? yeah it’s you.

by your mom92 December 14, 2021