Person, who addictively plays Brawl 24/7 or 200 hours straight. It also a person who addicting make amusing stupid smash jokes like IT~S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!! WAT? over 9000?!?!?!?!?!??!
with ganon`s taunt. Also a person who rants that noobs don`t have mindgamez and fails at brawl or any other smash game. Is also known to be a fag of tier lists and says "mk rapes all!!!!!!!!" I Should go and main him" y other says " Sonic fails at this game lolz, NO KILL MOVES! NO PRIORITY! TOO FUCKIN PREDICTABLE! Also plays Coin Launcher for the hell of it. Also a person who thinks, breathes, sleeps, and even eats brawl and have a appetite for top tier noobs. Also Rapes noobs with shitty low-tier charcters like Sonic (Steak TIER!!!!!!) " UR TOOO SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW and spams it constantly in ur face and also spams Ike`s dildo taunt just for the animation. Also Says FD ONLY, NO ITEMS< AND FUX ONLY!!!!!!! otherwise ur a NOob!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
with ganon`s taunt. Also a person who rants that noobs don`t have mindgamez and fails at brawl or any other smash game. Is also known to be a fag of tier lists and says "mk rapes all!!!!!!!!" I Should go and main him" y other says " Sonic fails at this game lolz, NO KILL MOVES! NO PRIORITY! TOO FUCKIN PREDICTABLE! Also plays Coin Launcher for the hell of it. Also a person who thinks, breathes, sleeps, and even eats brawl and have a appetite for top tier noobs. Also Rapes noobs with shitty low-tier charcters like Sonic (Steak TIER!!!!!!) " UR TOOO SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW and spams it constantly in ur face and also spams Ike`s dildo taunt just for the animation. Also Says FD ONLY, NO ITEMS< AND FUX ONLY!!!!!!! otherwise ur a NOob!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
by PhoenixoKaZe October 07, 2008
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by Registered Breakfast Addict (RBA) November 13, 2003
Bubba Joe: So then I licked Sarah's pussy clean while Jane ate my asshole. And while all of this was going on, Mary Ann rode my rock hard cock like a nympho on steroids. But that's not it, cuz I also had Gina rubbing her titties on my body while I grabbed Rhonda and Taylor's breasts. Plus, the dozen other girls were masturbating and having multi-orgasms until the break of dawn.
Jacky Keith: Did you say something? I was listening to Easy Street.
Bubba Joe: You pathetic fuck. You have the attention span of an anti-sex addict on Pornhub.
Jacky Keith: Did you say something? I was listening to Easy Street.
Bubba Joe: You pathetic fuck. You have the attention span of an anti-sex addict on Pornhub.
by ChezmonoIsHere February 01, 2020
Players who enjoy or may be addicted to Doom games too much and can vary in size and matter while having weird traits. One is the Fat Doom Player who sits their ass all day staring at a computer or television playing DOOM games and become a fat shit. Another Doom Player Addict is the people who think Doom Slayer is a waifu material character and will jerk off to him in various forms such as rule 34 or hentai
Me: Hey dude watcha ya doing?
Friend: Oh nothin just been playing DOOM all day
Me: My god you've become a Doom Player Addict!!!
Friend: Excuse me?
Me: Stay away from you fat, gay waifu male lover
Friend: Oh nothin just been playing DOOM all day
Me: My god you've become a Doom Player Addict!!!
Friend: Excuse me?
Me: Stay away from you fat, gay waifu male lover
by JohnnySinsRedemption May 27, 2020
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by Minah200 August 15, 2023
by Cut Throat Switch Blade June 17, 2017
A person who looks up a word on Urban Dictionary for shits and giggles and reads it to their friends for laughs, but then begins to sink into the oncoming gargantuan feed of definitions for requested words. They cannot stop, as the moment they finish one definition they immediately fixate on the next.
The only cure is asking them to read the definition for a word obscure enough that there is only one definition for it. After they reach the end, there will reach a short window of time to intervene as they are confused by the possibility of a word on Urban Dict. not having infinite definitions.
Psychologists consider Acute Urban Addiction to be a combination of an addiction to doomscrolling or deadscrolling and Urban Dictionary's intuitive and convenient user interface.
The only cure is asking them to read the definition for a word obscure enough that there is only one definition for it. After they reach the end, there will reach a short window of time to intervene as they are confused by the possibility of a word on Urban Dict. not having infinite definitions.
Psychologists consider Acute Urban Addiction to be a combination of an addiction to doomscrolling or deadscrolling and Urban Dictionary's intuitive and convenient user interface.
(Abacus is being obnoxious during a discussion on names, so they ask their friend Baphomé to look up the definition of Abacus.)
Abacus: Hey Baphomé, what's the definition of Abacus?
Baphomé: Lemme look it up... on the URBAN DICTIONARY™!
(Baphomé reads from a long, unending list of definitions for Abacus's name. Some are made by friends of someone called Abacus, and those definitions placate and kiss-ass their Abacus. Others are made by enemies of someone made Abacus and describe their Abacus as a monster and fool. The definitions are unending all the same, and Baphomé's reading with them.)
Carrion: Baphomé, what's wrong‽
Abacus: She started reading Urban Dictionary and now she won't stop!
Carrion: She has Acute Urban Addiction! We need to get her to a doctor ASAP!
Abacus: Hey Baphomé, what's the definition of Abacus?
Baphomé: Lemme look it up... on the URBAN DICTIONARY™!
(Baphomé reads from a long, unending list of definitions for Abacus's name. Some are made by friends of someone called Abacus, and those definitions placate and kiss-ass their Abacus. Others are made by enemies of someone made Abacus and describe their Abacus as a monster and fool. The definitions are unending all the same, and Baphomé's reading with them.)
Carrion: Baphomé, what's wrong‽
Abacus: She started reading Urban Dictionary and now she won't stop!
Carrion: She has Acute Urban Addiction! We need to get her to a doctor ASAP!
by OneBlueGlove January 26, 2024