early emerging artist

1. A foetal stage artist in the womb of their emerging career.

2. A suppressive term that allows youth to eliminate the outdated term equally implied ageist term "emerging artist".

3. Doesn't apply to men.

nah forget her, she's not emerging. oh wait she is, but she's not young enough to be early emerging artist. he is though.

by absoluteexpert69 December 7, 2021

dick-up artist

A guy who's a master at giving himself a hardon, any time, any place

I'm going to the club to practice my pickup artist skills.

Well I'm staying home to wank and practice my dick-up artist skills

by D Flawless July 18, 2021

Linguistic Artist

An artist of language. A person who believes speech as an art.

His lyrics flow like a linguistic artist. I believe I am a linguistic artist with my urban dictionary submissions.

by MsLisaLee September 1, 2023

The millenium of a make up artist to avoid perianal abscesses (Millenials)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The millenium of a make up artist to avoid perianal abscesses (Millenials)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

rape artist

Definition of a super intelligent being known to bend multiple dimensions into one

bro albert einstein was nowhere near rape artist

by rape artist December 26, 2021

bunk artist

A young adult, usually a fan of music festivals, who thinks he or she is a trained, educated artist based solely on the fact they can draw owls and tye dye anything.

Check out this dope ass piece of gravel wrapped in wire. I bought it off that bunk artist at that booth.

by Godkiller329 February 25, 2014

Mumble Artist

Someone who speaks in different variations of Mumble.

Yesterday Gary mumbled something to me that was beyond comprehension. He used at least three different variations of stutter and mixed in a little grumbling as well. He definitely had his Mumble Artist going.

by Mumble on over here March 25, 2011