alabama

The stereotypes in Alabama are immensely exaggerated. On the topic of racism, just because someone owns a confederate flag, doesn't make them racist. My mother is black, and my father is white, and my father owns a lighter with a confederate flag on it. Everyone from Alabama isn't dumb. I have lived here my whole life, and I'm only fifteen; I'm POSITIVE that I am smarter than half of the people on here who criticize Alabama on how dumb the people here are, and then not spell half of their words correctly. Not even I like it here, but people still shouldn't stereotype a place they've probably never been to themselves. I've only met one family that was inbred, but people are stupid enough to do that everywhere. The football stereotype is probably the only true one. Football is HUGE here. Also, you say that people defend Alabama on here as a sob story, if people were constantly telling you how horrible you and everyone around you were, then you'd have something to say, too. Thank you, have a great day. :)

Alabama is a very ebullient and gratifying place.

by that.one.girl March 21, 2008

Alabama

A place where you can grow up without getting up every morning to pay your parking meter and get stuck in traffic for 3 hours. A place where your kids can grow up in a small town where everybody knows everybody. A place where we are all family, we take care of each other. Alabama gets criticized everyday because we are so called "red necks" but we aren't. Sure we love fried chicken, have a southern accent, respect our elders, open the door for a complete stranger, carry groceries for a elderly person, visit our neighbors, love football, love NASCAR, take care of our family, and we like country music. But how does that make us a bad state? I'm proud to live in Alabama and I don't care who knows it!

Sweet Home Alabama!!!!!!

by jcrump1330 October 21, 2011

Alabama Crab Dangle

1. A vigorous and bestial hillbilly form of intercourse where in the man enters his partner (male or female) from the rear. The position gets it’s name from the unique habit of propping one leg up presumably for purposes of leverage, on a nearby raised surface such as a pig trough or fence rail so that the testicals appear to dangle. See also, Shaka Zulu Style

Ex.
“I come in the barn and there was Earl a’fuckin Jethro amongst the hay bails, and he just grins at me and asks if I want a lil Alabama crab dangle”.

“Charles had been an indifferent lover with Emma and it was left to Rudolpho to teach her the intricacies of the Alabama cab dangle beneath a canopy of beach leaves along the riding path by her home.”
Flaubert, “Madame Bovary”

by BSP March 11, 2003

Alabama Pussy Pusher

when a women gives birth to a baby boy and the boys dick rubs her in just the right place to give her an orgasm, which in some cases makes the boy go hard which gives the doctor troubles with pulling him out of the vagina. Generally only occurs in teen pregnancies
Synonym: Berserkfury, Chaosblade

last year my girl gave me an alabama blowpop and then i fucked her. she got pregnant. the other day she had an alabama pussy pusher while giving birth!!! the doctor needed a whole hour more to get him out because little jonny went hard!

by berserkfury September 26, 2009

Alabama Hot Tub

When a person or group of people line the bed of a pickup truck with a tarp, fill it with water, and relax in it.

It's so hot today, I might have to grab a tarp and turn my Chevy into an Alabama Hot Tub.

by cr00d_d00d April 19, 2010

Alabama Goggles

When one hangs their balls over somones face to cover their eyes.

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

Alabama Crab Apple

To engage in oral sex immediately after anal sex.

Yeah, I was giving this girl an Alabama Crab Apple when she sucked the stink off my pud.

by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003