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Dirty Afton

A sexual act where a woman and her partner are having consensual sex on top of a speeding horse. Before climaxing, the woman covers the horse’s eyes with her pussy as the partner whips the horse to make it gallop faster. As the now blind, speeding horse gallops wildly, the couple climax before crashing into something. This act is typically performed on a Thursday afternoon, when she is doubled cheeked up.
Last night I took Ashley on a horseback riding date. Little did she know that we would person a dirty afton, causing us to break our arms.
by Cooter Scooter April 15, 2020
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Vicent Afton

(This is from Five Night’s At Freddy’s, so please read it about it before reading the text above this.)
An "non-canon" Character that mostly people say it’s Glitchtrap or William’s Brother.

There’s other AU’s that say that "Vicent" is an non-existing Character, they simply say that William Afton (the main Protagonist from the game) is Glitchtrap.
Vicent Afton is a Canon? We don’t know.
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OblivionFall After Dark

OblivionFall After Dark is the cummiest of all cum lords
by asdasdasdasdasdfdfeb September 16, 2021
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Guy after 11pm

When the nut hormones kick in and the urge to breed marks that of a gorilla gone rouge.
"Bro I am piped up right now"
"tf? your acting like a guy after 11pm"
by Bacon Danger July 2, 2023
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Ruinborn Afton

Ruinborn Afton: "I am Ruinborn Afton, I always come back."
by NotFunnyGoldMystery93 August 17, 2023
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and that was after the blowjob

1. A dirtier version of "that's what she said" for the 2010s

2. Used to add sexual innuendo to a conversation.

3. When a male wants to share with his friends that he was with a girl (whether her was or not), he will respond to a phrase that sets up "and that was after the blowjob..." as funny or sexual.

4. To imply that what is being talked about was actually a sexual statement and that a girl performed a sexual act in the recent past.

5. Something people say after a phrase is said by someone else to add emphasis.

6. Can be used in statement or question form
Ashley: Sean and I went out to the bar last night
Katie: "-And that was after the blowjob"

John: Mom made a huge Christmas dinner for the family
George: "-And that was after the blowjob"

Stephanie: I was working and was exhausted and sweaty
Mike: "-And that was after the blowjob"
by r0b0Fart January 8, 2012
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The day after July 6th

The day after July 6th is July 7th and on July 7th it’s the International hug day. During international hug day you hug your crush or partner
Friend 1: Yo what day is it?
Friend 2: July 7th, how come?
Friend 1: Ey nice this is the day after July 6th which means it’s international hug day
by anonymous July 6, 2021
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