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A term used in describing someone as having a nonexistent attention span.
Bubba Joe: So then I licked Sarah's pussy clean while Jane ate my asshole. And while all of this was going on, Mary Ann rode my rock hard cock like a nympho on steroids. But that's not it, cuz I also had Gina rubbing her titties on my body while I grabbed Rhonda and Taylor's breasts. Plus, the dozen other girls were masturbating and having multi-orgasms until the break of dawn.
Jacky Keith: Did you say something? I was listening to Easy Street.
Bubba Joe: You pathetic fuck. You have the attention span of an anti-sex addict on Pornhub.
by ChezmonoIsHere February 1, 2020
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Doom Player Addict

Players who enjoy or may be addicted to Doom games too much and can vary in size and matter while having weird traits. One is the Fat Doom Player who sits their ass all day staring at a computer or television playing DOOM games and become a fat shit. Another Doom Player Addict is the people who think Doom Slayer is a waifu material character and will jerk off to him in various forms such as rule 34 or hentai
Me: Hey dude watcha ya doing?

Friend: Oh nothin just been playing DOOM all day

Me: My god you've become a Doom Player Addict!!!

Friend: Excuse me?

Me: Stay away from you fat, gay waifu male lover
by JohnnySinsRedemption May 26, 2020
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When youre girl try to suck youre dick so good that she is addicted later.
Sarah is addicted to suck my dick!

She sucked me good like she tryna get a addict
by Cut Throat Switch Blade June 17, 2017
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DIY Addict

When I started to follow DIY projects on sites like, Pintrest
I quickly became a DIY addict .
by Sharkynm May 12, 2018
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dilf addiction

something I have specifically for the tf2 medic
Me:*has dilf addiction*
Timmy:wtf
by raybeez April 25, 2022
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