Major Powell

To seize a creative opportunity through raw energy and impulsive action.

I pulled a Major Powell and asked the woman if I could buy the jacket off her back. She was delighted to sell it to me and I resold it at a 200% profit on Craigslist.

by The Best Judge of Everything February 27, 2011

harry major

A Guy with a 50 incher

That harry major dude has a 50 incher

by blazersm3 May 1, 2019

social majority

noun

all members of the common class within the social group.

All members of the social group who are not members of the economic and political elite and are members of the common class are also referred to as the social majority.

by Baron Neville April 18, 2018

Major

A guy who is a perfectionist. He is calm, kind and very conscious of his environment. He is a very nice person but if poked, he can become tough. He is hardworking; values loyalty and honest. Most people called major are usually the nicest and smartest guys.

I saw Major standing by the Physics lab

by @lilac December 19, 2019

Major Cloog

Child groomer.

I don’t like Major Cloog anymore.

by David(BFDI) February 22, 2024

Major Lode

A Major Lode is a particularly remarkable bowel movement. Major Lodes are usually very large and can weigh up to 100 Courics. To lay a Major Lode one must consume nothing but fast food for an extended period of time.

Shrek: “Oh I think I’m about to drop the Major Lode!”

Mario: “That’s because you’ve eaten nothing but cheesecake for three days!”

Shrek: “We’re gonna need a shovel…”

by WebstersRafbot July 24, 2024

Stem Major

Illiterate peasant freshly evolved from homo erectus into a Neanderthal

That Stem Major was such an idiot

by BOBERTTFUGSSZ November 4, 2021