grab your ball sack, push your testicles down and squeeze so it looks like they are pulsating. it looks like a small monkey heart.
Woody tried to impress his friends by showing them his monkey heart but couldnt get it to pulse, so it just looked like a brain.
by DJ Imperial Grand Masters Eric and Marcus April 09, 2008
When you screw love and Cupid hunts you dwn and tortures u.
U feel worthless. U feel physical pain. U feel like some one pushed a daggar through ur heart and stuck a sword through ur stomach. U feel dizzy and it gets hard 2 breath. U r sad beyond belief.
U think about him/her and wish it could hav worked. U wish there wasnt conflict between ur ex's and that u knew how to magically make this all better even tho u kno u cant.
U reminess on all the times u kissd him/her and u remember evry time he/she said i love u. U finally come to the relization to walk away and accept life and urself just the way it is. And whatever may be will be.
U feel worthless. U feel physical pain. U feel like some one pushed a daggar through ur heart and stuck a sword through ur stomach. U feel dizzy and it gets hard 2 breath. U r sad beyond belief.
U think about him/her and wish it could hav worked. U wish there wasnt conflict between ur ex's and that u knew how to magically make this all better even tho u kno u cant.
U reminess on all the times u kissd him/her and u remember evry time he/she said i love u. U finally come to the relization to walk away and accept life and urself just the way it is. And whatever may be will be.
Chica: I love you
J: I love u 2 but I can't do this
Chica: I understand, you deserve better than me.
J: Its not that,,, I was heart broken,,, I dnt want that any more.
Chica: Don't say any more J. I truly understand. Ur better off without me.
*starts walking off
J: *calls after her* I still love you.
Chica: Goes to grave yard and wishes she were there instead of her ex-bf Chris.
J: I love u 2 but I can't do this
Chica: I understand, you deserve better than me.
J: Its not that,,, I was heart broken,,, I dnt want that any more.
Chica: Don't say any more J. I truly understand. Ur better off without me.
*starts walking off
J: *calls after her* I still love you.
Chica: Goes to grave yard and wishes she were there instead of her ex-bf Chris.
by chica4girlpower August 20, 2009
A rare case in which residents who reside in New Mexico suffer from.
If you drink/eat something cold and then throw it away while there is still something left because you had a "brain freeze", the next time you drink/eat something cold, you will have a heart freeze.
There has only been once case so far of a heart freeze.
A heart freeze cannot be transmitted sexually, orally, or by touch.
If you drink/eat something cold and then throw it away while there is still something left because you had a "brain freeze", the next time you drink/eat something cold, you will have a heart freeze.
There has only been once case so far of a heart freeze.
A heart freeze cannot be transmitted sexually, orally, or by touch.
by EmOsLuT69 January 17, 2006
A word used by neocons to make fun of people who care about the environment, the sad state of public schools,the bullshit war in Iraq, or basically anything other than themselves.
More than 30,000 Iraqi civilians have died since the beginning of the war. Why shouldn't I be a bleeding heart?
by dirty commie April 11, 2006
When you eat too many potatoey foods, your chest gets full and it makes you go 'meahhhhh' = potato heart.
by Jess the Wise March 10, 2018
by la la la la la la June 11, 2003
When an individual does something nice for you or gives you a compliment.
Usually used with close friends and family. Can be used in all different scenarios.
Usually used with close friends and family. Can be used in all different scenarios.
Friend 1: So I got you some pizza because I know you have been feeling pretty sad lately.
Friend 2: You have given me a heart boner. Thank you!!
Friend 2: You have given me a heart boner. Thank you!!
by sandyroses June 22, 2018