Hair Penis

A females pubic hair shellacked into a penis like object used in lesbian love making.

I found out my girlfriend was a lesbian when she pulled out her hair penis.

by Beaver Dawg1234 May 4, 2018

cunt's hair

a very small unit of measurement.

I was only off by a cunt's hair.

by Butler Butt Clogger October 19, 2011

undergarment hair

My wife found a pube in her take away dinner and my daughter asked what a pube was so I said it was an undergarment hair so as not to embarrass.

"Honey, there's an undergarment hair in my dinner, hopefully it's one of yours"

by The Broon One. December 30, 2020

Hair slut

A girl who only likes guys for his hair

Becky is such a hair slut, she dumped Kyle after he cut his hair

by Mikiemike January 22, 2014

foreign hair

a hair that is on your clothes or person but isn't actually attached to you

"oh sick! there is a long blonde hair on me, and i have black hair"

"ew there's a foreign hair stuck to me, i can feel it but i can't get it off."

by twin cities January 12, 2008

mayo hair

The moment when a person has greasy and unwashed hair while it looks undesirable.

It represents a warning about how you should was your hair ASAP.

P1:Damn girl, you got the mayo hair!
P2: I know, I didn't have water for 6 days...
P1: Pay your bills.

by iliea968 January 30, 2023

DT hair

David Tennant (10th doctor's) amazing hair

You guys, he had DT hair.

by ila gardner March 28, 2019