Well dude

(Noun) A well dude is a person who is constantly making excuses for why they can’t, or shouldn’t perform certain actions.

(Exclamation) The prolonged sound made by a person who, when in the presence of a well dude, hears them say “well dude.”

“Do you want to go to this show on Thursday?”

“Well dude, I just can’t because I have to work on Friday and it takes too long to get to the venue and the tickets are too expensive and I have homework anyway.”

by Prof. O March 27, 2019

dude partay

Most likely to occur in a college setting, a dude partay, or DP, for short is a social gathering in which most (or all) of the people there are male. Dude partays are always unintentional and the lack of girls causes much disappointment. This is generally noticed upon initial arrival and regarded with disgust and often leads to rapid cell phone calls/texts.
*Note the 2nd "A" in "partay" is always emphasized in a sarcastic/melodramatic manner.

Mark: "Oh shit where are all the females"
Steve: "i fuckin knew it, dude partayyy"

by mosdefyo December 20, 2007

Dude Scarf

An accessory the guys wear in the fall.

Girl 1: Like at that hottie wearing a dude scarf.
Girl 2: I know, dang I heart guys that wear dude scarfs

by haleypaige45 November 12, 2009

naw dude

no; not at all; a phrase used for general negation or refusal

Tucker: hey do you wanna go to the--

AJ: naw dude.

by kjwgreen October 17, 2012

dudely noted

Duly noted, dude style.

Bobo: That’s the last dab, dude.

Me: Dudely noted, dude.

by HumaneAnimal November 25, 2017

Dude Pruning

Hardcore manscaping. Male hair removal/control/abatement.

Someone should tell Captain Eurospeedo to schedule a dude pruning before going out in public.

by Serindipity101 May 12, 2010

Dude stick

Pretty much, it’s a penis. Usually only said when making fun of your best friend or your best friend’s ex-girlfriend.

Anthony likes the dude stick. He likes dude stick all night.

In that moment, she queefed on his dude stick, which quickly shriveled in disgust.

by Lbluefosho December 27, 2017