Bottle overflow

A let loose of emotions which you have kept bottled up usally leading to an outbreak of violence.

"How are you doing today"
"Not good i just had my bottle overflow when i caught my wife cheating"
"That sucks what happened?"
"I broke her face!"

by Guba March 8, 2012

bottle fc

a bottle fc is a soccer/football club that used to be good but has suffered many loses lately

it is commonly used to insult a losing football team and therefore it can refer to any football club that has been losing a lot

did you see that bottle fc lost another match this season

by simon says words December 8, 2020

bottle in front a me

I'm gonna go to the bar for a bottle in front a me frontal lobotomy! Means l plan to get so drunk you will think l had brain surgery.

I wish I had a bottle in front a me.

by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2020

Water bottle rape

When someone flips a water bottle and another person swats it away.

1: I'm flipping this water bottle!
1: *flips water bottle*
2: *swats water bottle from air*
1: Did you just commit water bottle rape!?
2: Yes. Yes I did.

by PersonSomewhere. December 23, 2016

bottle cap

A shallow, uninteresting person.

I can't carry on a conversation with her for more than 5 minutes, because she's such a bottle cap.

by Mizkwebb September 3, 2007

canadian bottle rocket

The act of inserting Diet Coke and Mentos into a partner's rectum, then checking them into a wall (hockey style). Followed by a heart-felt apology.

No, I didn't see the Maple Leafs game yesterday. I was too busy giving Suzie a canadian bottle rocket.

by ringoctopus March 9, 2015

Arguing with a shampoo bottle

When arguing with someone and the other party distracts the topic by resorting to appeals of emotion, belief and other logical fallacies.
The conversation gets caught in a loop. As it reads on the back of a shampoo bottle at the end of the instructions...rinse and repeat.

"X must exist. I just saw a poll that says 90% of all Americans believe in X."

"99% of everyone once thought the world was flat. They had no evidence and were proven wrong by people who sought the truth."

"X must exist! If X did not exist, then the world would be a horrible place!"

"You'll be able to move on. Its only in your mind that X influences your life."

"I acknowledge that I have no argument for the existence of X. However, I have a great desire for X to exist. Therefore I accept that X exists."

"This is like arguing with a shampoo bottle. You're stuck in a loop of rinse and repeat."

by Dread Pirate Skeptic June 8, 2014