Table 1

noun, often attributive
A retort so dominant, complete, and masterful that any reply would be unwarranted and futile.

My Table 1 ended the debate once and for all.

by CommonConnection March 25, 2021

1 wiper

When you take a shit and you only have to wipe once

I hate wiping after shitting, good thing that was a 1 wiper

by The ether April 25, 2016

1 = 2

The equation of choice among math paradoxers and recreational mathematicians, who unspokenly derive much satisfaction in exposing students’ fallacious or illogical reasoning that leads to the contradictory result.

Be it due to division by zero or squaring (or square rooting) both sides of an equation, few students wouldn’t want to know why “1 = 2” is logically plausible.

by Fasters May 3, 2022

£1 coin

Replaced the £1 note and not yet accepted in vending machines

stupid poms have new £1 coins, but our chocolate machine doesn't accept them

by Zfonz June 26, 2017

1 August

On the first of august is the national holiday of Switzerland, the Swiss National Day.

There will always be lots of Fireworks, Cheesefondue, Chocolate and Rösti wich is a traditional Specialty of Switzerland.

“Hey Peter weisch eigentlich dass morn scho de 1 august esch?”

“Nei rüedi dass mümmer jetzt go fiere!!”

translation:
“did you know that tomorrow is the first august?”

“no fr we gotta celebrate that now!”

by alienworld August 1, 2021

destiny 1

A game that was made by Bungie Studios and made Destiny 2 to make sure pc are players happy

Did u get Destiny 1

by Guardian of the Hunters May 13, 2019

1 inch

Pretty massive ngl

Bob: I have a 1 inch cock. Pretty big right?
Ben: Joe's is bigger

Bob: whos Joe?

by destrierZ May 20, 2022