Edge Fest

A tri-state wide celebration where many oiled men edge themselves for as long as they can, if they cum early, their manhood is whacked with a shovel

Yo bro how long did you last at edge fest?
only 2 minutes and now i can’t get an erection

by bootiemuncher May 15, 2023

Austrian Oven-Fest

Derogatory term to describe Auschwitz and the Holocaust

my friend angered the jews by denied that the Austrian Oven-Fest happened

by hugedickrandy August 15, 2025

flop fest

A weak core, abs and stabilizing muscles.

If his core wasn't such a flop fest, he wouldn't have hurt his back when he fell.

by kaplan5 July 29, 2011

Needle fest

A dry wedding hosted by addicts

Hey are you going to that needle fest tomorrow

by Cat cakes April 19, 2024

twitch fest 2014

A crazy freak out usually in random place but especially in a car. It happens right before the bass drops and you twitch because you cant hold back the urge for the bass to drop. It starts off as a slight little twitch but leads to a massive twitch that lasts around 10-25 seconds.

Dude, look he's doing the twitch fest 2014, this is my jam.

by Twitch Fest Pro November 13, 2014

Zest fest

me

“I am a zest fest!”

by erikthesoap July 6, 2024

bovine fest

Going To Scum Mart and seeing all of the Fat Female Shoppers, or any place where fat obese women congregate in great numbers.

Do we have to go shopping at Wal Mart again? It's nothing but a Bovine Fest in that store.

by RTBSTRD January 12, 2014