Cracker Puffs

a fat white girl.

Dayummmm....look at those cracker puffs waddle!

by SlyBag January 21, 2009

Cracker Game

When a large group of male Homo sapiens gathers around a cracker. The objective of the game is to cum on the cracker. The last individual to cum on the cracker must eat it while the others watch.

Chris V, Lachlan R, James M and Dylan B are playing the cracker game after the penis inspection.

by Miguel/Enrique May 5, 2019

Cracker Jazz

The bastardization of Jazz music into the White man's smooth jazz abomination.

I really liked this radio station until they started playing all this cracker jazz.

by ttomkat1 August 4, 2008

Cracker Barrel

A collection of white people forced to be huddled together in a small place, such as in an elevator or jury box.

"Jamal had no chance with his not guilty plea because the jury was a cracker barrel."

by The Quin March 15, 2018

Cracker ass cracker (also Cracka ass cracka)

A white person, usually ignorant and/or racist, for whom the racial slur cracker - while capturing the essence of the individual's personality - does not quite seem to fully capture the extent of the individual's ignorant and/or racist behavior without being used twice. The word "ass" is therefore used to break up the dual usage of the term cracker - not only to emphasize the insult by adding an expletive (for example the way "punk bitch" is enhanced: "punk ass bitch"), but also because using the same word twice in a row doesn't sound right.

Often used somewhat under one's breath in disgust after having just made a point about an individual who is indeed a cracker, or the aforementioned cracker ass cracker.

white guy with a stupid grin on his face trying to sound cool: "for shizzle, my nizzle"

any black person: "mothafuckin' what??? shut yo fuckin' mouth ya little bitch! ....cracka ass cracka..."

The cracka in Cracker ass cracker (also Cracka ass cracka) is almost never pronounced cracker.

by jiggajoo February 6, 2010

cracker jap

One who is half caucasion and half Japanese.
Term originated several years ago in Illinois as an improvement on the term "jillbilly" in reference to a school friend of Miss Nicole.

Ah! Cracker Jap felt me up!

by miss grace December 2, 2004

Cracker Barrel

A better way to say you want to kill yourself

I’m going to Cracker Barrel when I get home

by Hobbybiggins May 11, 2018