Person 1: Oh, look! It’s school. The most funnest thing in the world.!
Edgy person: School stands for torture......
Person 1: *worried*
Edgy person: School stands for torture......
Person 1: *worried*
by Alyssas pickyyy May 22, 2021
Get the Schoolmug. A place where you go to take notes on a piece of paper, in which then you are given another piece of paper you have to fill out called “homework.” after that, you will be given yet another piece of paper to fill out called an “exam.” After repeating that for 12 years, you fill out thousands of pieces of paper only to be given yet another piece of paper called a “diploma.”
If you decide to go to college, you will be repeatedly be given the same pieces of paper to fill out for yet another four years, along with yet another piece of paper called “student loan debt.”
If you decide to go to college, you will be repeatedly be given the same pieces of paper to fill out for yet another four years, along with yet another piece of paper called “student loan debt.”
(After graduation)
Boss: Aight, I need you to build me a bridge
Graduate: ohh, you mean on a piece of paper?
Boss: Dafuq, no, I mean an actual bridge that people can walk on.
Graduate: ahh I see, (folds a couple of pieces of paper together in a row) Tadaa!!!
Boss: omg, you’re fired.
Graduate: What?? Then how the hell am I gonna pay for my 60,000$ debt?
Boss: Idk, if school giving you all of those pieces of paper made you so smart, then you should be able to figure it out.
Boss: Aight, I need you to build me a bridge
Graduate: ohh, you mean on a piece of paper?
Boss: Dafuq, no, I mean an actual bridge that people can walk on.
Graduate: ahh I see, (folds a couple of pieces of paper together in a row) Tadaa!!!
Boss: omg, you’re fired.
Graduate: What?? Then how the hell am I gonna pay for my 60,000$ debt?
Boss: Idk, if school giving you all of those pieces of paper made you so smart, then you should be able to figure it out.
by Boss 7067 January 30, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. 
A thing that we are forced to go to our whole lives and it is terrible. All we do is learn all day and do random work which we will never use in our lives again most of the time especially the math.
by Loggghhhh August 20, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. A prison where poor, innocent, children go to "learn". Many teachers think they have the power to control students behaviour, but in reality, they can't. The students are prisoners. There behaviour makes sense. It's the reason you'll block out the first 18 years of your life.
by epicalex95 May 11, 2014
Get the Schoolmug. The fucked up place where teachers rot your brain with Algebra, Science and all the other classes that make you gag.
T: Remember to memorize page one through one hundred in your school textbook!
S: there goes another brain cell
S: there goes another brain cell
by Mr.Cookiez64 January 21, 2015
Get the Schoolmug. it is prison and torture.IS FU*kING HELL WERE THE DEVIL (teacher)WILL NEVER STOP WIPPING YOU WITH HIS WIPE.
bell rings:
prisoner 1: Well time to go to shower block or you might get wipped .
prisoner 2 no joke, school is like hell on Earth.
prisoner 1: Well time to go to shower block or you might get wipped .
prisoner 2 no joke, school is like hell on Earth.
by roleplay~chan July 3, 2017
Get the schoolmug.