I kid

It is a somewhat old fashioned way of saying "just kidding." It sounds more Shakespearean than "jk d00000d."

Person A: Bitch, I'll kick your ass!
Person B: *Gasp* You have such a sailor mouth!
Person A: What the motherf**k??
Person B: Har har, I kid, you old sea dog!
Person A: Har har har har!

by Ben L. January 09, 2006

I see

A good responce when you have nothing better to say.

"I broke my leg yesterday!"
"I see."

by CAR I July 12, 2008

I forgot

Something you say when you dont want to answer a question.

Question:Who ate my food?
Answer: i forgot

by Nikki and Ashleigh Patrick May 17, 2007

I/O

It means Input/Output.

A word in the computer person's dictionary.

by Keael June 23, 2005

i just

When you're so done that you can't even finish the sentence.

Friend: how's the end of the semester?
You: there's so many essays and tests to do i just

by efforia December 17, 2015

I Suwannee

the Southern Hospitality vernacular phrase for "I Swear" because bless their hearts they don't put up with no cussin, down here ya'll!

Oh those damn yankees, I Suwannee!

by south african penguins June 27, 2010

i cant

A saying that means "i cannot handle this" or, "wow". A saying that shows disblelief.

girl 1 "that skinny girl was all like 'omg im so fat' "
girl 2 " (rolls eyes) i cant"

example 2
jan "did you see her facebook status? she wrote about how she's so hot and everyone wants her"
karen "ugh i cant bro"

by ican December 09, 2010