fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that

it be funny please acept

example: get the fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that mug

by Potateh February 17, 2022

boredom buying

Buying random things you may or may not ever use because you have nothing to do and think they will add value to your life but they probably wont.

When I got home from work I had nothing to do so I started boredom buying.

That guy gets an obscene amount of packages, must be a boredom buyer.

by sb2008 February 8, 2018

Buy sausage

Take in the mouth fat hairy dick in black.

"Hey, whore, go buy sausage"
"I suck-suck-suck that the sausage"

by Abrikos December 19, 2016

buy high

A spending spree.

I was on a buy high all day at the store!

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

come today and buy some corn

Or we’ll sacrifice your newborn

Come today and buy some corn or we’ll sacrifice your newborn

by Randomguywastaken September 18, 2021

buy-lingual

Refers to a sneaky hard-sell person who "talks out of both sides of his mouth" to make a sale --- i.e., he deceitfully "speaks two different languages" at stretegic times throughout da various settings during his sales-speech in order to flim-flam da naive buyer into parting with his moolah.

Encyclopedia Brown always knew dat "shifty" folks like Bugs Meany and Wilford Wiggins were chronically "buy-lingual" in their ongoing attempts to swindle other youngsters around Idaville, and so he had to always be on his toes intellectually in order to stay a step ahead of those hoodlums.

by QuacksO February 8, 2020

Buy cheap, buy twice

When you see two identical products in the shop, one is expensive but made by a well known company and the other is by a brand you've never heard of but is considerably cheaper!

It comes from the fact that most cheap knocks are of poor quality and as a result it'll probably break shortly after buying meaning you'll have to buy another one. Usually when you add the price for the first and the replacement item together, it would've been cheaper to buy the better branded item in the first place.

Steve: Oh my god dude, I bought a new TV three months ago and it's already broken!

Peter: Bugger, that sucks, I'm surprised that Sony TV broke so quickly.

Steve: No, I changed my mind and didn't get the Sony. I found this Gujarati Electronics one which was a lot cheaper so I got that instead!

Peter: Gujarati Electronics? Never heard of them! You know what they say mate, buy cheap, buy twice! Shoulda stuck with the Sony!

by IKnowTheLingo January 3, 2023