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morales of an alley cat

People with low morales who bang pornstars while their wife is pregnant and also molests women in public.
“You molest women and public and have sex with a porn start while your wife is pregnant with your child, he’s got the morales of an alley cat” - Joe Biden, 2024 1st Presidential Debate
by Saidinthefuture June 27, 2024
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Cat

The most evil creature to ever live. Feline is the scientific name for this group.
The cat curled it’s tail around my wrist. I stopped typing and reached out a hand to pet her. She meowed and I rubbed her ears. Before I could touch her again however, she hissed and scratched my hand. Now sporting a bloody cut, I grabbed the cat by the scruff and hauled her to the basement steps. I gave her a nudge with my foot and she ran down the steps.
Later-
After bandaging my hand, I sat at my computer and typed some stuff. The cat came upstairs and started wailing in my ear. I went downstairs and saw she had no food. So, I reached for her bowl when all of a sudden, the crazy cat scratched me! Soon after, the cat tried to kill me so I gave her to my annoying sister. My sister always showed up at family gatherings from then on sporting multiple cuts.
by HotBabeLove May 30, 2019
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Cat#0737

Some cute dude on discord all the girls wanna sex with
Hey look it’s Cat#0737 that cute dude from discord
by Cat#0737 May 17, 2021
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Whiskas purple cat

The purple cat from the popular brand of cat food Whiskas. It has no gender and it's name is Vev.
The Whiskas purple cat is named Vev! Isn't that cool?
by ...Topaz September 15, 2022
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Justin The Cat

Just a little cat that wants to be in space
Oh look guys it’s Justin The Cat!
Damn Justin The Cat is so hot!
Meow meow meow meow meow! *wow Justin The Cat is my role model!
by Space Catterino June 6, 2023
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