Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana 

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020

sweet.like.buteraaaa 

Is a TikTok user with almost 1000 followers
And is a fan page of Ariana Grande

sweet.like.buteraaaa is good at editing!
sweet.like.buteraaaa is a real arianator

sweet.like.buteraaaa by sweet.like.buteraaaa is my ido November 30, 2020

germany-like 

Something germany likes. Not poland. But some things. Also not jews.

Is america germany-like?
No

germany-like by Blurr36 November 30, 2020

whenyouaregae-like

when a man likes a man b*tt also a woman likes a woman.

obomba is so whenyouaregae-like!

whenyouaregae-like by when you burn your eggs December 1, 2020

i like food

did u search this thinking about food?

are you hungry?

- hi how are you?

- i like food

i like food by viktorgaysweden December 2, 2020

Done like a kipper 

The art of absolutely fucking someone up in a game or winning a gun fight where u took little damage.

*wins gun fight*
“Fucking hell u got done like a kipper”

Done like a kipper by IBr0gersI December 2, 2020

Wrapped like a mummy 

When you’re shaft is inside of a condom

NO, she doesn’t need Plan B, my shit was wrapped like a mummy

Wrapped like a mummy by Callmedaddy42 December 4, 2020