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white people problems

Problems or situations only found taxing by white people.
I wish I had Ashley's white people problems. She told me she was sore because she has been so busy taking culinary classes for fun she hasn't been able to use all of the massages on her spa membership card, got one today and was out of practice.
by panananda April 29, 2015
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Plain White T's

A Chicago born band, led by lead vocalist Tom Higgenson. They have two cds, Stop and All That We Needed. If youre a real hardcore fan, you should consider listening to better music that isn't continually played on the radio, Higgenson is backed up by Dave Tirio - Guitar, Mike Retondo - Bass & Vocals, De'Mar Hamilton - Drums, Tim Lopez - Guitar and Vocals, all of the guys are also e an extremely awful collection of songwriters
Have you heard of the Plain White T's song 'Penny'? If you enjoy hardcore rectal penetration you're going to love this shitty song
by jimmy-cow-cat December 14, 2010
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Single white male

Top of the social food chain, which most if not all parents wish their daughters to date or bring home. This is the exact opposite of a nigga', which most parents hope their daughters never have to meet.
I wish I could find a single white male to date, cause I sure am tired of these disrespectful ass niggas!
by Joel Bunker September 19, 2016
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White Male Privilege

White Male Privilege

A term that "certain" ignorant and thin-skinned white dudes get butthurt over because they don't have even the slightest understanding of the difficulties that racial minorities, women, and LGBT folks face on a regular basis in society. They also have no understanding of the inherent advantages that white heterosexual males have in western countries, so they whine about being "persecuted" when people use the term "white male privilege". In actuality, these particular folks have no comprehension of what real persecution is.
EXAMPLE #1
BUTTHURT MEN'S RIGHTS ACTIVIST: Brie Larson is a misandrist because she used the term "white male privilege" in an interview for Captain Marvel! I'm gonna post a 30-minute YouTube video of me whining about it!
ME: ...........Dude. You need to get a girlfriend or a hobby.
by Alt-Right Dudes Are Closet Que February 26, 2020
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Harpooning the White Whale

Fisting with an amputee's stump. See also The Caption Ahab.
He took the prosthetic of his stump and then began Harpooning the White Whale!
by Moby_Dicktator November 23, 2010
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White mud-bath

A white mud-bath is the act of filling a glass bong with semen (preferably by everyone in the sesh) and smoking incredibly cheap marijuana through said bong
Person #1: the sesh is gettin stale
Person#2: we could try a white mud-bath
Person#1: genius! I haven't blown a load in a ages
by VIMETTLE April 4, 2021
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White Hand of Saurmon

When a Guy ejaculates into his hand, and face palms his sex partner in the face
Guy 1: Is Cassie alright? She looks abit White in the face

Guy 2 : Yeah she is Fine, I gave her the White Hand of Saurmon last night
by TheInsaneAus November 4, 2015
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