You almost thirty!

Meaning you know better than that. You are too old to be doing something stupid.

Her: I like to wear pigtails and barrettes in my hair.
Him: You almost thirty! Come on now!

by Bell07 February 3, 2008

Fuck you, right?

1) Making fun of someone by using the word "fuck you", but also using it as a question.

Devon: yoo that bitch over there just gave me a nasty stare.

Thomas: (looks to girl) hey, fuck you, right?

by NightHawkOriginal May 2, 2009

learn you a lesson

Also related to the absurd patriarchal plea for control. "You must learn lessons, this is why I'm teaching you." Infamously responsible for closing the spiritually liberating "third eye." The phrase, "learn you a lesson," seems to be an unconscious, funny way amongst friends to remind one another how much it sucks to be taught by force. It's amazing how the mind never lets us forget until we forgive.

"That'll learn you a lesson!"

by Brian Kaczmarek April 19, 2006

Thank you for the flowers

A sarcastic response properly offered upon receiving worthless or unwanted advice, gifts, or visitations from relatives.

I really love listening to you bitch and being forced to pay for lunch. Thank you for the flowers!

by Juan Tomas February 20, 2008

I will eat you

A Political part and Catch phrased Coined By Aisle Five's Very own Al;bert Bigginz (THATS ME BIOTcH) who coined it durring a rhyme..anyways it means Aboslutly nothing

*reporter* Mr. Bigginz What do you know about the "I will eat you party?"
*Me* Bitch i know Nothin 'Cept if you ask me another dumb Question " I WILL EAT YOU BIOTCH I AM SUBWAY AND I RESERVE THAT RIGHT. VOTE FOR ME "

by Albert Bigginz April 7, 2005

how dare you

Is a commonly used cathprase in the programme "Max and Paddy's Road To Nowhere." It is used when Max (peter kay) is shocked at Padddy's (ptrick mcguinnes) behaviour.

Paddy: In a nutshell you stink !

Max: How Dare You! How Dare You!

by DrZm April 12, 2005

Knuck if you Buck

A secert term amongst homosexuals. (A question inquiring if you scream while having butt sex preformed upon you.)

Timmy: "Knuck if you Buck?"
Tommy: "Hell yeah!"

by TruGangsta October 7, 2004