Fortnite Kid

That one kid who sits in their chair all day and does not leave their room

Look its a fortnite kid

by Fortnite Kid L April 9, 2022

Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking

Phrase to discretely say sex in relation to another person.

“Do you hear that noise over there”

“Yeah it sounds like some Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking”

“No I think they’re just having sex”

by Trentavious August 13, 2023

Kid punisher

When you nut on a girls teeth and then slam your knee into a girls mouth until she’s unconscious

I wanna try new things with my girl but I’m not sure what

You could always do the kid punisher

Your right! They need to learn a lesson to not roam around in my balls

by Yek December 22, 2020

The kid named V

Obviously a tattle tale, flops like a fish, small balls

Gets wacked in the head and holds his balls, that's the kid named V

by Twistyhandles May 27, 2015

kids

The most annoying thing you will ever encounter

I hate KIDS!!!!! There to loud. children

by Illuminati was taken March 28, 2018

KID

A form of expressing extreme laughter if "LMAO" or "LOL" is not enough for you. The more "Ds" the "KID" has, the funnier the joke was. If one says "kid" (no caps) then your joke was not funny in the slightest, or the other fellow is concerned or confused.

insert mildly funny sentence here
"KID"
insert VERY funny sentence here
"KIDDDDDD"

by Jolly ol' chap December 28, 2021

Green Screen Kid

A cesspool of garbage content on youtube shorts where literal children on their parents phones go and steal other peoples videos and get way more views than the original

Guy: makes a somewhat decent video
kid: steals the video

Guy: hey this Green Screen kid stole my video

by werykul February 18, 2024