doppelganger jack

the funniest character in all of borderlands the pre sequel, matched only by his raw might and his desire to go home and not be shot at on the moon (stupid student loans)

Jake: i like FR4g-TR4P
Ryan: shut the fuck up i will fucking laser you with laser eyes
Robert: PaPas gonna shit himself and doppelganger jack is good

by Apieceofchewedgum June 3, 2018

jack braymuck

big fat knobhead

jack braymuck is a big fat knobhead

by The Wise Old Wizard June 5, 2018

Jack Keller

A slave owner that is good at basketball. Eats children, Gegts all the hoes

Your a Jack Keller

by Summit ninja Gee June 5, 2018

Taking a Jack

Taking a retardedly long time to shit

“Hey buddy, I’m going to use the restroom.”
“Just don’t take too long...”
“Don’t worry, I’m not taking a Jack.”

by longschlong45 June 9, 2018

Jack Duffy

Jack DUFFY is a mincer who had a big cock and is very dordy but if you get on the wrong side of him he gets his bellend and turns it into a alien with a ray gun and fucks u hard while firing the bullets in the sensitive areas!

Jack DUFFY has a big cock with a special bellend

by Pussyslayerscott June 11, 2018

Jack

Jack is the worst person you could ever meet and is a huge smartass. Nobody would ever want to talk to a Jack. Except for Jonah. Because Jonah has loved since the day we met. Jack is a daddy. Yay.

JACK IS THE MOST AMAZING PERSONNNN.

by JonahFate524 June 11, 2018

Jack

They call him "monsieur trop sexy" in France and is known nation wide as they beauty of the beast. His charm can only be tamed by the lucky few who make a place in his heart.Not only this but, he is courageous and never gives up, furthermore he possesses true skill and the might of a living god. His ability's stretch far and wide ranging through the hundreds including : charming personality, ability to hall ass and on occasion a good hair style . Last but not least he can woo his way to any woman's heart .

wow, is that Jack? He's so beautiful
Jack looks like he could hall some ass

by not_fog68 June 11, 2018