Dick Purse

A fanny pack worn in the front

He isn't playing with himself, probably getting a debit card from his dick purse.

by Cosmic Gloryhole July 25, 2017

Twiddle Dick

Moving you penis in a side to side motion very quickly; A form of Grinding.

Josh was doing the Twiddle dick while grinding on Stacy and she was loving it.

by Dark69 January 28, 2013

dick niffler

A girl who relentlessly sniffs and snuffles through a crowded club searching for the biggest, stinkiest cock to suck, craving the largest collection of smegma on the cheesiest unwashed foreskin in the room but willing to settle for any three cheese dicks to make her air tight.

Check out that skank over at the bar, she seems to be sniffing at guys as they walk by. Whats up with that? Oh thats Mikes wife, she is a total dick niffler , but on the bright side I guess this means he's back to work!

by BKD1099 October 24, 2016

dick juggler

A skanky ditzy woman who thinks she can manipulate men with her presence. She is not professional nor does she exude professionalism she just juggles men to her selfish advantage. She makes hard working women look bad.

Look at her, she's such a dick juggler and those men actually think they might have a chance. She makes women look bad. What a skank a dick juggler.

by female wolf December 27, 2011

Dick whip

When a man whips a woman in the face with his dick, like it's a pistol.

Ron:I'll dick whip that bitch in the face when she goes to stand down, if she wants to give me head.
Gary: well goddamn.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

dicking around

The act of saying your going to do something, but then doing everything except the work that you set out to do. Some people, especially college students, have become pros at this through the use of stumbleupon, facebook, or bored.com.

Sheehy and Curtin never get their work done cause there always dicking around

by TheHurricane December 14, 2009

Dick stump

Only a little bit of the base of the dick left after being cut off brutally with knife or machete. Normally done during an erection. This is usually done by another male. Doing such a thing may have many motives.

Bill: you suck Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: ..........
Bill: I swear I will make you a dick stump

by Sick eyeball June 20, 2012