cat

a fucking evil monter that will scatch you if you touch its belly

man: touches belly

cat: MURDER

by mysterose November 3, 2022

Cat

A soft fuzzy animal much like a trained leopard or cheeta. They come in many breeds, for example, 2 popular breeds of cat is a American Shorthair or a Black cat.

“Man I really wish I could have a cheeta.”
“Then go buy a cat dude.. Their so nice and soft and fun to cuddle with! You can also train them to play or do cool tricks. And you can train them to be a cheeta.”

by metalmagneticmaniac March 6, 2023

Titty-Cat

A wife obsessed with cats or call her husband “kitty-cat”.

Wife: “Your my little kitty-cat. I wuv my little kitty-cat”
Husband:”Yes, titty-cat. You do.”

by Jarvis Jickleson February 1, 2021

Das Haus Cats

A person(s) that prefers to stay in the house due to the 2020 pandemic and is an avid Das Haus Cats virtual nightclub fanatic and party goer. A flavor of candy from Dirty Unicorn.

All the Das Haus Cats will join the virtual party on twitch tonight.

by Baylien Culture December 24, 2021

Mogger Cat

A Cat, typically found in Burger restaurants whose owner name is Hans, often found in germany. It'll take nearly, if not all of your aura if you encounter it.

Oh no, the Mogger Cat is there! Hide!

by j0ejxxxj November 1, 2024

cat

a small but very stupid animal that always needs to be cleaned after and needs constant attentoin needs to be fixed ar else this animal is to loud

this cat need die

by vjwfhvbpeufiwgtrnefkvlq'ngrjwk September 9, 2019

cat

evil warlords who wish only for the suffering of others.

Basically a ball of fluff with knives coming out of it's paws.

random person 1: hey do you wanna see my pet cat?
random person 2: *vanishes*

by just_a_bored_person March 9, 2021